A Romantic Dinner

dinnns.JPG

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.  They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth.  Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man:

“Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.”

The man calmly looked up at her and said:

“No, she didn’t ………. she just walked in.”

I’m 18,250 Days Old Today

freedoom.jpg

Which means I am the big Five-O (50 years old) today! Yay!!  Today, I promise to no longer live my life in years but only days..no point in thinking about the PAST..because not even God can change it…No more worries about the FUTURE because it has never, is, and will never be in my CONTROL..

“And acceptance is the answer to all my problems today.  When I am disturbed, it is because I find some person, place, thing, or situation – some fact of my life – unacceptable to me, and I can find no serenity until I accept that person, place, thing, or situation as being exactly the way it is supposed to be at this moment.  Nothing, absolutely nothing happens in God’s world by mistake.” – Bill W.

From this day forward, I will live my life with the ONE PRECIOUS gift that God gave us all – the present.

When Barking Like A Dog Is Not Good For You

Especially, if you are running for President of the United States of America..This is almost as bad for presidential aspirations…maybe an extra sliver better…than when a politician wears a baseball uniform..as seen below..basebals.JPG

When history looks back at the past 7 days in WASHINGTON aka “american politics”..it is only going to say ONE THING…”They have ALL lost their FUCKING minds!!!!!!!!”

Let’s take a closer look at what just happened in the past 7 days

  1. We have Hillary and her “Goldman Handcuffs” barking like a dog while making fun of the republicans when she should be worrying about “FEEL THE BERN” phenomenon…or, at the very least…Hillary needs to “wake up” and “start smelling the roses” and stop delaying as to who she will pick to be her Vice President …Simply because, the longer she waits on this decision, the more she hurts the entire DEMOCRATIC base…Please tell Hillary:  Every single person (democrats, republicans, and independents) in this country ALREADY knows all of your “positions” and “stances” on every single ISSUE pertaining to the lives of hard working AMERICANS..What we ALL want to know HILLARY is very simple…Who will you pick as your Vice President?  Your choice will enable the hard working people of AMERICA to choose between “the road already traveled” or “the road less traveled”…And, just so you know HILLARY…the BERNIE phenomenon is the American people’s way of saying, “we demand the ROAD LESS traveled!”
  2. President Obama needs to stop DOING “stupid things”…Passing the Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement with the “WE HATE OBAMA” republicans in the dark of the night and behind closed doors was MOST definitely very stupid..Please tell President Obama that he shattered my main premise about today’s BEST FRIENDS FOREVER republicans and democrats…that there is no difference between both parties other than the fact that DEMOCRATS “lie” slightly better when it comes to pretending to care about the AMERICAN people..
  3. President Obama needs to stop SAYING “stupid things”…will someone please explain to me why OBAMA would get on NATIONAL TELEVISION yesterday and say that he thinks “DONALD TRUMP will not be PRESIDENT” and that “the american people have too much sense to choose a President Trump.”  And say these things a couple of days before the SOUTH CAROLINA republican primaries..Does OBAMA realize just how many VOTES he just swung DONALD TRUMP’S way?  Let’s just say..in my humble opinion…TONS of VOTES..Now, I know Obama and Hillary think that there would be nothing better for the DEMOCRATS than to run against DONALD TRUMP in the 2016 presidential elections..But, you’d be a fool to think that…Allow me to remind you that JIMMY CARTER threw a huge party at the WHITE HOUSE when finding out RONALD REAGAN was the republican nominee in 1980..that is how confidant the DEMOCRATS were in CARTER getting re-elected again..And we all know how that ENDED
  4. And finally..in regards to the REPUBLICANS and SOUTH CAROLINA..I’ll let Pinocchio speak for me

pinoc.JPG

Hillary Better Pick Bernie As Her Vice President Otherwise Bernie Will Pick ELizabeth Warren As His Vice President

vxxxsi.JPGAnd then, it’s game over for the CLINTONS…Another scenario that might happen is that Hillary picks Elizabeth Warren as her vice president…but that would mean the “Socialist” wins then…

Now, let’s get to the gist of this matter…Everything that is currently happening with the CLINTONS is all the CLINTON’S fault…They can scream all they want about the “VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY” until their faces turn BLUE…but, the bottom line here is very simple…It was not a REPUBLICAN who put those SERVERS in the CLINTON’S posh crib – it was the CLINTONS…

Now, we all know that the REPUBLICANS love sucking up to WALL STREET and have cut their OWN throats in order to collect 100s of thousands of dollars of CASH from WALL STREET for SPEAKING FEES behind closed doors…so, why would the CLINTONS be so UTTERLY ignorant and risk HILLARY’s chances of becoming the first woman president in AMERICAN history by doing the same thing???

The answer is SIMPLE – there is no DIFFERENCE between the CLINTON and the BUSH dynasties…and let us please not forget the KENNEDY dynasty which gave us PUPPET, I mean, president obama…

Dynasties serve one purpose..and that purpose is to stay in power..and, in order to stay in power, dynasties need TONS of CASH…it’s really that simple…

Now, in regards to Obama and HIS legacy…this, too, is very simple..President Obama shit on his own LEGACY just like NEW DEMOCRAT bill clinton did by passing NAFTA and then repealing GLASS STEAGALL when he was president in the 1990s..

The birth and rise of Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders happened because of ONE reason AND one REASON only – When Obama and the “we hate obama” republicans met in the dark of the night, behind closed doors and passed the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement…thus proving to the majority of AMERICANS that there is no difference between today’s BEST FRIENDS FOREVER democrats and republicans other than who wears the STUPID HAT and WHEN…or, in other words…IT’S ALL a FUCKING CHARADE…

And, when it comes to WASHINGTON’s addiction to WAR…whether it’s the republicans starting bogus wars for WALL STREET profits by putting BOOTS on the GROUND…or the democrats’ “LEAD FROM BEHIND” and sneaky drone bullshit..IT IS ALL THE SAME THING – Middle East nation building in its worst form.

Long story short, if Hillary TRULY wants to win the her party’s nomination and the presidential election, she better pick Bernie as her vice president with a quickness…If she doesn’t OR she wants to continue playing the DELAY-GAME then BERNIE will pick Elizabeth Warren as his VP…and then you can FOREVER kiss HILLARY good-bye…as well as OBAMA’S legacy..

In regards to Jeb Bush, the republican voters better put him down like a rabid dog real fast.  For those not in the know: Jebbie is the SON of a war mongering father who was head of the CIA before he was a Vice President and then a one-term president…as well as the younger brother of a war criminal who BANKRUPTED everything he touched in life (including america) with a SMUG smile on his smug face..And unfortunately and I hate to say this…but I will because it is true…every day that JEBBIE (cakes) stays in the race is one day closer to America getting hit by jihad terrorism..

 

 

 

 

 

 

Marco “The Matrix Glitch” Rubio

blupill.JPG

Just so everyone knows…I am no fan of Jeb Bush’s pet pitbull Chris “fat-fuck” Christie…but, I do have to admit…this past weekend…I had loving eyes toward him…Watching Chris Christie expose chicken-hawk, I mean, neo-con Marco Rubio for being the utterly redundant idiot that he is made me smile….

In regards to anyone thinking of voting for Marco or Jeb…I will say the same thing that I said during the 2000 elections between George W. Bush and Al Gore..with a very slight variation

In the year 2000 a.d., I said

“If you want your sons to die a horrible death somewhere in the Middle East fighting bogus wars so companies like Halliburton can profit more on Wall Street…then by all means vote for George “dubya” Bush…”

In the year 2016 a.d., I say,

“If you want your sons AND daughter to die a horrible death somewhere in the Middle East fighting bogus wars so companies like Halliburton can profit more on Wall Street…then by all means vote for Jeb or Marco…”