3 Easy Steps To Become An American Billionaire

wayneidoit*Drum Roll*

Step #1:

By hook, nook, and/or crook – become a CEO of an American Gun Manufacturer i.e. SMITH and WESSON

Step #2:

Find stupid, ignorant people who HATE each other – they are all over the world so it should be easy as A, B, C and D

Step #3:

Sell as many GUNS and AMMUNITION as humanly possible to all the  people who hate each other until there is not one penny in their pockets

And VOILA – You just became a BILLIONAIRE…

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p.s. I can be thanked for my sage advice in our next life

What The Expletive!!!

whattheA raccoon riding on the back of an alligator?  Am I hallucinating? How can I be? It’s been about a decade since I last ate some trippy mushrooms!!  And, about 12 years since I tripped on some LSD..perhaps, it’s one of those flashbacks they always talk about in regards to dropping the ACID.

Okay, Okay..have to be 100% honest here…if anyone wants to see me run faster for the hills than the fastest Iraqi soldier when seeing American made ISIS with American weapons coming their way…then send these 2 trouble makers my way…Because…all I am going to say is, “if this is how nature is  adapting..then we are all in trouble!!”  I mean, am I going to have to worry about pythons flying on the backs of eagles now?

The New Wheaties

FUNSIELOL!! Someone just emailed me this..and I thought it was pretty funny…no offense whatsoever to all the beautiful transgenders of America..And, I will be back soon writing blogs again (not that anyone has missed my insane RANTS)..a very close family member just passed away..peace and one love – christian

Postman And Gyrocopter Pilot Doug Hughes Should Be American Hero Of The Year

dougherodecade, century and new Millennium…That’s all I have to say!…What this brave, American patriot/citizen did yesterday was GENIUS in every sense of the word!  This man in his plans of action and execution of those plans has given a HOPE  back to me that this country has been slowly sucking from my soul for the past decade..the HOPE in the “return” of the American dream…not for myself..but for OUR entire planet’s beautiful and innocent children of tomorrow.

I mean, this man personally flew a GYROCOPTER onto the FRONT LAWN of the White House (from Pennsylvania)…to personally deliver 535 letters (one for each member of congress) about his views on CAMPAIGN FINANCE reform and CORRUPTION i.e. CITIZENS UNITED.

This morning I DEFINITELY woke up PROUD to be AN american

Thank you Doug Hughes

styu

America Does Not Have A Gun Problem – It Has A Cowardly American Males With Guns Problem

YESAS I’m not going to get into the litany of all the senseless gun violence that has recently occurred in America because there is no POINT in doing this…So, I am going to stick with my original premise which is… Stupid cunt wayne lapeirre (I apologize for using truly foul language to describe a truly foul human being) is turning  BEAUTIFUL America into a NATION of cowards one gun at a time..But, do not worry AMERICA!  According to Wayne Lapeirre, when AMERICA has one BILLION guns…which will probably take 20 years to achieve..that will be the DAY when we are all SAFE.  Remember this fact…GUNS don’t kill PEOPLE..cowardly american males with guns KILL people (innocent women and children always included). So, let’s give CREDIT where CREDIT is DUE…

waynebaby

Citizens United Will Prove That The Road To Heaven Will Be Paved With Bad Intentions

incgod1First and foremost, if you are a war mongering supporter of CITIZENS UNITED, you are FALSE christian in every sense of the word; and, you are the TRUE cancer of GOD’S beautiful planet..Even worse is the fact that if FALSE christians (not all but they are many in America i.e. the Televangelists) of America continue to have their way in their attempt to pave THEIR way into their false HEAVEN with their BAD intentions i.e. by actually legalizing unlimited amounts of MORE dark money into our politics and/or religions…It’ll be just a matter of time (probably within the next 50 years) that there will be a SAINT Exxon Mobil or SAINT JP Morgan Chase..as well as a POPE Jamie Dimon or David Koch…And, just a matter of time when children will be singing “Onward Halliburton and BlackWater soldiers, marching as to war, With the cross of Citizens United going on before…”  Or, in other words, until they choke this planet AND all of its beautiful, innocent children to death with their ignorance, greed and hypocrisy.

There is NO such thing as DEMOCRACY in a CITIZENS UNITED world…that would be like saying, “The only PEOPLE who will get into HEAVEN are the ONES with the MOST money.” We have already lived that HORROR SHOW in our past.  Plus, it’s an insult and face slap to our historical forefathers and shepherds of Democracy, america, and Christianity.

In a CITIZENS UNITED world…there is no such things as MERCENARY ARMIES like the days of old…They have been replaced by THE new-age weapons of today’s TECHNOLOGY i.e. Drones, Satellites, Robots, Smart Phones, Space Ships, etc.  The NEW mercenary armies of today and the future are and will be LOBBYISTS aka the U.S. INDUSTRIAL LOBBYING COMPLEX.  This complex will be the BEASTS of all BEASTS whose hunger (aka its addiction to fame, power and money) can and will never be satisfied.  This beast of all beasts will monetize any and everything on this beautiful planet…then steal it under the guise of “JUST” legality..then sell it for an immense profit…until there is nothing left on earth except for the stench of war, poverty, disease, famine, pollution, and finally… decay and death..at WHICH POINT..they will move to the NEXT planet…and then…repeat and rinse like instructions on a shampoo bottle.

Which brings me to my last & final point..the recent “happenings” in INDIANA and all this religious personhood (RELIGIOUS FREEDOM RESTORATION ACT) lunacy and madness that happened last week.  I mean, am I the only person who sees the TRUE comical IRONY in regards to this entire sordid affair that occurred? Perhaps I am…perhaps I’m not..perhaps I’m insane..perhaps I’m not…who knows and who cares..That’s the beauty of AMERICA – the first amendment :)

Governor Mike Pence of Indiana will soon become a case study as to how CITIZENS UNITED and the U.S. INDUSTRIAL LOBBYING COMPLEX only further pollutes our already polluted GOVERNMENT in the name of PROFITS and RELIGION.  LOBBYISTS don’t care about RELIGION…just like they don’t give a FLYING shit about LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, and TRANSGENDER rights…LOBBYISTS only CARE about MONEY and how much more they can make by INFLAMING both sides of a coin, I mean, debate…THEN, they move onto the next MOST PROFITABLE debate..

Long story short, I find it highly comical that it was the fake christians of the Republican Party that wanted and then gave us CITIZENS UNITED in 2010…it is, NOW, these same people who are getting beaten over their NOGGINS with CITIZENS UNITED.  This is the war (corporate vs religious personhood) that will destroy the republican party first..then the democratic party next, and finally AMERICA and it’s beautiful DEMOCRACY – but that’s a whole other SITCOM that will be discussed in one of my future blogs

Mark my words FALSE christians of America, if CITIZENS UNITED is not repealed in our very near future..There will be a GAY PRESIDENT and a SAME-SEX, transgender first lady (probably within 20 years)in the WHITE HOUSE….”not that there is anything wrong with that!” – Jerry Seinfeld and George Constanza.  And, if you think President Obama and/or President Hillary Clinton drives you insane – just wait until there is a GAY PRESIDENT and a SAME-SEX, transgender first lady in the WHITE HOUSE…that WILL BE the final nail in your forever COFFIN.

And, even much worse, I fear that CITIZENS UNITED will set the table for our very near future, DIGITAL version of the soon to be reincarnation of ADOLF HITLER the SECOND aka the ANTI-CHRIST…Let’s just be THANKFUL that the first HITLER believed in his FALSE “the Aryan race is superior” bullshit instead of God or Allah..or even worse, Jesus or the Prophet Mohammed..In a CITIZENS UNITED world, we won’t be so LUCKY.

War mongering FALSE CHRISTIANS who support CORPORATE and RELIGIOUS personhood legislation need to STOP playing GOD on a planet that BELONGS to all MANKIND with all of its IMPERFECTIONS…for, if they DO NOT, they will be casting their innocent and beautiful children into SATAN’S heart before they are even BORN.

Inc. God We Trust

Pipsqueak, I mean, Rand Paul Is Part Of The Washington Machine That Is Destroying The American Dream

pipOkay, Okay…being your typical, JADED, born and raised NEW YORKER who has seen and heard everything with wrinkles craved into my forehead since the age of 12, this one caught me off-guard just a tiny bit..But, I will be honest and say that I did chuckle a little bit.  I mean, I guess on PLANET uranus, the SENATE is not part of WASHINGTON and George Orwell was never born…Long story short, everyone in Washington has lost their minds in their attempts to win the CITIZENS UNITED sweepstakes, I mean, the presidency..I will end with a TRIVIA question…

What do you call a Democrat from 20 years ago?

Answer: A Libertarian :)