It’s Official! I Can Start Calling Him…

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Let us never forget America!  If (and when) fat-fuck & “heavy weight” pretender Donald “il douche” Trump starts “sashaying” his belly around the White House, all blame will fall on Hillary “fracking” Clinton, Bill “wall street shill” Clinton, and President Monsanto “ask what you can do for wall street” Obama

In my “humble” opinion, the day Hillary “fracking” Clinton chose war monger/wall street/TPP trade deal puppet Tim “I want less regulations for the TOO BIG TO FAIL banks” Kaine as her Vice President was the day the wall street owned NEO-LIBERALS of the DEMOCRAT PARTY handed over ALL 3 BRANCHES of government to the treacherous GOP..

Or, in other words, the only reason why Fracking Hillary, Wall Street Shill Bill Clinton, and President Monsanto Obama did not want Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren as Vice President was/is because Wall Street is terrified of a Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren Vice Presidency despite the fact that the Vice President really doesn’t have any power.

Even the most ignorant of ignorant Republicans fat-fuck & “heavy weight” pretender Donald “il douche” Trump himself knows that there is no way in hell or heaven that the Democrats lose with a Hillary/Obama/Bernie/Warren/Stein coalition…

If (and when) the Democrats lose the White House, it will be for one reason – they would/could not COMPROMISE with THEIR own BASE!  For if they had done so (by picking Sander or Warren as Vice President), Hillary “fracking” Clinton could have literally SLEPT WALKED into the WHITE HOUSE.

P.s. In my “humble” opinion, the DEMOCRATS should grow a FUCKING BRAIN really, really fast…and compromise with their own base….and kick war monger/wall street/TPP trade deal puppet Tim “I want less regulations for the TOO BIG TO FAIL banks” Kaine to the WALL STREET curb…and replace him with Sanders or Warren…that is if the DEMOCRATS want to win in a LANDSLIDE.  Bottom line here is VERY SIMPLE – if Hillary wins, she will just barely win…meaning…Wall Street gets exactly what they want – a DEMOCRAT president, a REPUBLICAN senate and congress AKA the status quo to even more “YUUUUUUUUGE” profits for Wall Street!

 

 

 

 

Little Hands 4 President

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I’m no fan of hillary whatsoever…but I do admire the fact that she has bigger hands than donald trump…and, I am no fan of NEO-CON and WAR MONGER marco rubio..but his observation about trump’s little “hands” is classic.

And, just like Trump trade-marked “Make America Great Again”..I think I am going to trade-mark “Little Hands 4 President” 😉 🙂

 

Ted “Menopause Face” Cruz Wants To Be False Christian-In-Chief

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Here’s what I pray for every night…I pray that Donald Trump destroys our current Republican party forever…just like he destroyed the BUSH dynasty forever…Whether you like Trump or not is irrelevant…what cannot be denied is that he saved this beautiful country and planet from another BUSH…

I also pray daily that Bernie can and will do the same with our current Democratic party…that he destroys the current Democratic party forever…and saves this beautiful country and planet from another CLINTON.

And, here’s why…

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Wake up America!  Our government (both parties) has already fallen into the hands of LENDING institutions and MONEYED incorporations via CITIZENS UNITED.  The mere fact that our government earns BILLIONS of DOLLARS a year off of the backs of the MILLENNIALS and their student loan debts is just ONE utterly disgusting example..

Today’s CORPORATE OWNED republicans and democrats have created an ALMOST perfect INVISIBLE cast system via “DIVIDE & CONQUER” politics…where the filthy rich get richer by the minute…the middle class shrinks by the day..and the desperately poor increase in numbers by the second

The apparatus of our current INVISIBLE CAST SYSTEM (natured and nurtured for the past 40 years by our current republican and democratic parties ) specializes in spoon feeding ignorance and FEAR of the “OTHER” to their respective voting bases..Another perfect case in point is our current IMMIGRATION dilemma..Both parties love IL/LEGAL immigrants – republicans for their cheap labor…democrats for the latino/hispanic votes..And, their only solution is to point fingers at each other knowing full well that ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS serve 2 purposes – to freeze AMERICAN wages and to cut COSTS for AMERICAN MONOPOLIES (higher profit margins).  Or, in other words, Washington’s current answers and solutions to ANY and ALL problems facing hard working Americans is to maintain the STATUS QUO…

Adding even more insult to injury was watching BOTH PARTIES accomplish NOTHING other than pointing fingers at each other for the past 7 years as to what is ailing America…then out of nowhere and with a quickness & secrecy never seen before, both parties ship millions of more American jobs to communist countries that have no regard WHATSOEVER for environmental and/or labor issues via the Trans Pacific Partnership Agreement (TPP)…or, as I like to refer it as, “the straw that finally broke the middle class’ back”

So, please pray with me America – that Bernie and Trump destroy both parties forever because we have tons of work to do..i.e repealing CITIZENS UNITED, busting up the “TOO BIG TO FAIL” banks, getting out of the MIDDLE EAST NATION BUILDING business, etc., etc. etc…just to name a few

P.S. Mark my words, if America gets hit by jihad terrorism before the 2016 Presidential Elections, it will be BECAUSE Bernie and/or Trump are getting closer to destroying their respective bogus PARTIES forever..Nothing like unleashing FEAR in order to maintain the current STATUS QUO right? ..Plus, I just want the POWERS-THAT-BE to know that I am HIP to their game…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just Wait Until Bernie And Trump Start Naming Names

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of all the “politicians” (in both parties) who not only supported but also voted for the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement..And, this will start happening very soon…If I have said this once, I have said it a million times – “the straw that finally broke the middle class’ back” was when this nation watched President Obama (with many democrats) and the “WE HATE OBAMA” republicans get together behind closed doors in the dark of the night (FAST TRACKING) and signed that ODIOUS trade agreement..I mean, for the past 7 years, all of AMERICA watched both parties accomplish nothing that matters most to Americans (JOBS) as both parties pretended to hate each other…then, out of nowhere and with a quickness that would make a cheetah jealous..these “politicians” got together and shipped millions and millions of MORE American jobs overseas as if NAFTA & KAFTA never happened..

Other than Bernie and Trump (who were/are both vehemently against TPP)…every single citizens united/wall street corporate-owned puppet candidate running for PRESIDENT (including Hillary and her Goldman handcuffs) was/is in support of and voted for TPP..And, I will make sure come this November that I will buy a brand new pair of MAGNIFYING GLASSES and a FINE-TOOTHED comb so I can scour through all the “politicians” in New York City/State that supported and voted for TPP…They will NEVER get my vote..And, millions and millions more from other states will do exactly the same thing!!!

One last final note: I’m on the fence between Bernie and Trump..meaning if the CLINTONS cheat Bernie (and they will) and Hillary doesn’t pick Bernie or Elizabeth Warren as her vice president then I will vote for Trump if he picks John Kasich as his vice president..BUT, if Trump and Bernie both don’t make it..then I will vote for “Deez Nuts” and patiently wait for the 2020 election.

One last note about Trump…whether you like him or not, we all have to thank him IMMENSELY for one reason – HE SAVED AMERICA and THIS WORLD FROM another BUSH.  Now, we need Bernie to do the same thing – to save AMERICA and THIS WORLD from another CLINTON.

 

 

 

 

 

 

When Barking Like A Dog Is Not Good For You

Especially, if you are running for President of the United States of America..This is almost as bad for presidential aspirations…maybe an extra sliver better…than when a politician wears a baseball uniform..as seen below..basebals.JPG

When history looks back at the past 7 days in WASHINGTON aka “american politics”..it is only going to say ONE THING…”They have ALL lost their FUCKING minds!!!!!!!!”

Let’s take a closer look at what just happened in the past 7 days

  1. We have Hillary and her “Goldman Handcuffs” barking like a dog while making fun of the republicans when she should be worrying about “FEEL THE BERN” phenomenon…or, at the very least…Hillary needs to “wake up” and “start smelling the roses” and stop delaying as to who she will pick to be her Vice President …Simply because, the longer she waits on this decision, the more she hurts the entire DEMOCRATIC base…Please tell Hillary:  Every single person (democrats, republicans, and independents) in this country ALREADY knows all of your “positions” and “stances” on every single ISSUE pertaining to the lives of hard working AMERICANS..What we ALL want to know HILLARY is very simple…Who will you pick as your Vice President?  Your choice will enable the hard working people of AMERICA to choose between “the road already traveled” or “the road less traveled”…And, just so you know HILLARY…the BERNIE phenomenon is the American people’s way of saying, “we demand the ROAD LESS traveled!”
  2. President Obama needs to stop DOING “stupid things”…Passing the Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement with the “WE HATE OBAMA” republicans in the dark of the night and behind closed doors was MOST definitely very stupid..Please tell President Obama that he shattered my main premise about today’s BEST FRIENDS FOREVER republicans and democrats…that there is no difference between both parties other than the fact that DEMOCRATS “lie” slightly better when it comes to pretending to care about the AMERICAN people..
  3. President Obama needs to stop SAYING “stupid things”…will someone please explain to me why OBAMA would get on NATIONAL TELEVISION yesterday and say that he thinks “DONALD TRUMP will not be PRESIDENT” and that “the american people have too much sense to choose a President Trump.”  And say these things a couple of days before the SOUTH CAROLINA republican primaries..Does OBAMA realize just how many VOTES he just swung DONALD TRUMP’S way?  Let’s just say..in my humble opinion…TONS of VOTES..Now, I know Obama and Hillary think that there would be nothing better for the DEMOCRATS than to run against DONALD TRUMP in the 2016 presidential elections..But, you’d be a fool to think that…Allow me to remind you that JIMMY CARTER threw a huge party at the WHITE HOUSE when finding out RONALD REAGAN was the republican nominee in 1980..that is how confidant the DEMOCRATS were in CARTER getting re-elected again..And we all know how that ENDED
  4. And finally..in regards to the REPUBLICANS and SOUTH CAROLINA..I’ll let Pinocchio speak for me

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NRA Awards President Obama Employee Of The Decade

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Oh my God!  Will someone please tell President Obama to stop talking about guns!  As sure as I can guarantee to all on earth that the Sun will rise tomorrow morning, I will bet my life that the very second President Obama finishes his Town Hall on GUN CONTROL this Thursday, gun  and ammunition sales to MENTALLY ILL americans and terrorists of all flavors  will skyrocket like never seen before…

The more I think about it..the more I am convinced that the NRA aided and funded President Obama’s Presidential victories in 2008 & 2012..Never underestimate the greed of evil men…What better way to sell unlimited guns and ammo to the FREEDOM-FIGHTING gun hoarders of america than to have a “Black”, “Muslim”, “Socialist”, “Liberal Democrat” from “Kenya” become president of the United States of America….

Shit!!!  The more I think about..the more I am convinced that President Obama is Washington’s wet-dream come true in regards to TAX COLLECTIONS off of gun sales…Come this Friday – Uncle Sam offices all across this beautiful country will be whistling with profits…

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I Woke Up This Morning Definitely Not Proud To Be An American

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Okay, okay…..in full disclosure here….. the real reason why I woke up in a REALLY, REALLY bad mood is because I didn’t have any HALF & HALF for my coffee today…

Now that I’ve got that out of the way…we can move on to more serious matters i.e. why I AM NOT PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN today!!!

So….while I am sipping my nasty black cup of coffee with no HALF & HALF in it, I turn my TELEVISION on…and….THE FIRST THING i see (on every single EFFIN channel)  is our NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNING u.s. PRESIDENT obama (in co-hoots with WAR CRIMINALS and BEST FRIENDS FOREVER republicans and democrats) STARTING another UNNECESSARY war of IGNORANT CHOICE paid for by HARD WORKING americans’ taxes WHICH will MOST definitely place MANY, MANY boots on the ground in our NEAR future..

Time to turn my TELEVISION off and turn MY COMPUTER on…and what am I bombarded with on the INTERNET..more war PRESIDENT obama starting another war……Jasmine Tridevil and HER three BOOBS…and, LAST BUT not LEAST…teen mom FARRAH ABRAHAM’S back-door entry FUCKABLE SEX DOLL.

america HAS lost its EFFIN mind…or…maybe i have lost my FUCKING mind…”I DON’T KNOW and I DON’T CARE!” is all I have to say…I mean, perhaps Vice President Joe Biden should have said, “we will chase ISIS to the GATES of AMERICA (instead of hell)!!!!”

Get your POPCORN heeeeeere!!!!!!  We are going to WAR again AMERICA…Here’s my proof…the TRAITOROUS WAR CRIMINALS in both OUR republican and democrat parties are TOO cowardly to DEBATE and then PLACE a BINDING vote on this MATTER until AFTER our elections in NOVEMBER…which begs for me to say, “what an EFFIN and insulting JOKE on the american people!!!!”

In regards to JASMINE TRIDEVIL and her 3 boobs…I ask, “Why only 3 boobs and not 8 boobs?  3 boobs on the front..3 boobs on the back….one boob on the forehead..and one boob on the chin (all different sizes)…..NOW THAT IS SEXY!!! Or perhaps, Romney-ama Care (let’s give credit where credit is due yo!  Romneycare came before MORE WAR/COPYCAT obamacare) only covers the first 3 boobs WITH  a $1,000 dollar deductible..all the other boobs come out of POCKET.

Ok…Ok..I got the munchies real bad right now so I’m gonna keep this real short in regards to the  teen mom FARRAH ABRAHAM’S FUCKABLE SEX DOLL (with vibrating ass and pussy)…

“I refuse to purchase this product for false advertising…I do NOT see any VENEREAL DISEASES on that SEX DOLL!!!  Like everything else in AMERICA, it’s counterfeit!!!”

A Country That Does ABSOLUTELY Nothing When 20 Innocent American Children Are Slaughtered In An Elementary School By A Lunatic With His Legal Gun Deserves A Government That Never Listens To Its People

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This is the LITTLE secret, I mean, fact that THE AMERICAN people do NOT want to EVER admit because it HIGHLIGHTS exactly everything that is wrong with America’s current definition of the word DEMOCRACY.  Allow me to rephrase please: A government that watches its citizens do ABSOLUTELY nothing EXCEPT to purchase even more guns after the massacre of SANDY HOOK is a GOVERNMENT that will NEVER listen to or respect its CITIZENS ever again.  So, in a way, the AMERICAN PEOPLE and the AMERI CAN GOVERNMENT are a MATCH made in fucking “HELLheaven”. 

 And once again, I have to ask myself out loud, “WHAT THE FUCK is up with OUR once great & beautiful COUNTRY called AMERICA”.  I mean, in the next few weeks our government and media will FLOOD our televisions, computers, I-pads, Smart phones, newspapers, magazines, and BLOODSHOT eyeballs with a CONSTANT & UNENDING BARRAGE of very depressing images of Syrian children suffering from the HORRORS of chemical warfare as the ENDS to the U.S. government’s MEANS to enter a “War-Weary” America in yet another BOGUS war.  In short and once again, this government will use dead children as the preferred choice of propaganda in order to REAP in trillions of dollars more from WE THE PEOPLE all in the name of “NATIONAL SECURITY.”

 But when it comes to the SLAUGHTER of our innocent American children by an AMERICAN LUNATIC with a cowardly LEGAL military gun, our LYING, CHEATING & ALL FOR PROFIT government and media will NOT show ONE single image of this truly tragic HORROR for one simple REASON – that those truly horrifying images of beautiful American children RIDDLED with cowardly BULLET HOLES in an Elementary school would instantly, and without a DOUBT, force this country to take MORAL steps so that INSANE PEOPLE will never be able to obtain  LEGAL/ILLEGAL guns EVER AGAIN.  Instead the NRA, GUN MANAFACTURERS, and the U.S. government used this tragedy to spread more TOTALLY IRRATIONAL fears so that they could quadrupled their PROFITS to the tune of 100s of billions of dollars so that AMERICANS can feel more “FREE” in their choice as to who they want to kill for whatever personal reason they may have with their cowardly 2nd amendment RIGHTS & GUNS.

 So, get your POPCORN heeeeeeere!!!!!  Because it’s going to be REAL FUN watching our government and military ignoring one stupid idiot AMERICAN after another live on our televisions, computers, I-pads, and smart phones all begging and pleading for America NOT to enter yet another BOGUS war in the Middle East with Syria when it’s these same IDIOTS who actually felt like they “DODGED A BULLET” when this cowardly government did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to make sure this kind of horrifying tragedy at SANDY HOOK never happens again.

 I am going to let America in on a LITTLE SECRET that we used to LIVE and DIE by with 100% PRIDE and is the only reason why this country became the most powerful country on the face of the planet and in the history of time.  Just like REAL men ALWAYS take care of their children and families FIRST (compared to COWARDS who purchase LEGAL/ILLEGAL firearms in order to feel more patriotic or macho), so it goes without saying that REAL super powers take care of their PEOPLE first (not other countries’ peoples first).  Or, in other words, get your fucking priorities straight AMERICA if you SINCERELY want our government & military TO RESPECT us EVER AGAIN!  Until then, take your fucking cry-baby, SOB story to PRESIDENT putin in RUSSIA because you’ll have a better chance over there you stupid friggin FUCKING stupid fucks! 

Will Someone Please Tell Syria That Only The United States Of America Can Use Naplam On Innocent People From Other Countries

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What is WRONG with this friggin world!  Has everyone lost their minds? And Oh yea! I almost forgot – Russia can use them as well but only with America’s permission and only for a nominal fee (because as we all know, Russia provides all chemical weapons to Syria).  Am I the only one starting to get A REAL bad feeling about this whole thing that’s about to go down in Syria?  Is it only me that feels like they are having LSD flashbacks of Vietnam and that a movie called “Vietnam Too In The Middle East”  will be coming to a theater near all of us real soon ( premiering first in the United States, France, and the Middle East only in SELECT theaters).  What depresses me the most is the fact that  tickets will be 10,000 times more expensive than the first BLOCK BUSTER hit some 40 to 50 years ago – and that truly sucks because I was looking forward to another US WAR MOVIE in real time.  But, as the French would say, “C’est La Vie! (That’s life!)” and that’s what scares me the most about this tragic event that seems to be spiraling out of control.  I mean, America and France in theaters of war have made great Hollywood movies in the past BUT, in real life, our track record together hasn’t been too great in the last century.  Long story short, this whole episode REEKS of HISTORY repeating itself and it makes my heart extremely heavy with sadness that violence will always be with us.

George W. Bush And Dick Cheney Personally Thank President Obama For Finding Their Weapons Of Mass Destruction

And just so you know, on the 50th Anniversary of Martin Luther King’s speech “I Have A Dream” while President Obama is giving his speech in Washington D.C. today, America’s military will secretly enter yet another war that, once again, will kill more innocent people so that EVEN more people on this planet will have further reason to continue despising the good ol’ U S of A which, in turn, will cost more money from the pockets of WE THE PEOPLE so that the military and our greedy politicians can protect THEIR self interests even more. Ain’t it just a TOTALLY AWESOME world that we live! USA! USA! USA!

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