It’s Official! I Can Start Calling Him…

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Let us never forget America!  If (and when) fat-fuck & “heavy weight” pretender Donald “il douche” Trump starts “sashaying” his belly around the White House, all blame will fall on Hillary “fracking” Clinton, Bill “wall street shill” Clinton, and President Monsanto “ask what you can do for wall street” Obama

In my “humble” opinion, the day Hillary “fracking” Clinton chose war monger/wall street/TPP trade deal puppet Tim “I want less regulations for the TOO BIG TO FAIL banks” Kaine as her Vice President was the day the wall street owned NEO-LIBERALS of the DEMOCRAT PARTY handed over ALL 3 BRANCHES of government to the treacherous GOP..

Or, in other words, the only reason why Fracking Hillary, Wall Street Shill Bill Clinton, and President Monsanto Obama did not want Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren as Vice President was/is because Wall Street is terrified of a Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren Vice Presidency despite the fact that the Vice President really doesn’t have any power.

Even the most ignorant of ignorant Republicans fat-fuck & “heavy weight” pretender Donald “il douche” Trump himself knows that there is no way in hell or heaven that the Democrats lose with a Hillary/Obama/Bernie/Warren/Stein coalition…

If (and when) the Democrats lose the White House, it will be for one reason – they would/could not COMPROMISE with THEIR own BASE!  For if they had done so (by picking Sander or Warren as Vice President), Hillary “fracking” Clinton could have literally SLEPT WALKED into the WHITE HOUSE.

P.s. In my “humble” opinion, the DEMOCRATS should grow a FUCKING BRAIN really, really fast…and compromise with their own base….and kick war monger/wall street/TPP trade deal puppet Tim “I want less regulations for the TOO BIG TO FAIL banks” Kaine to the WALL STREET curb…and replace him with Sanders or Warren…that is if the DEMOCRATS want to win in a LANDSLIDE.  Bottom line here is VERY SIMPLE – if Hillary wins, she will just barely win…meaning…Wall Street gets exactly what they want – a DEMOCRAT president, a REPUBLICAN senate and congress AKA the status quo to even more “YUUUUUUUUGE” profits for Wall Street!

 

 

 

 

President Butthole Mouth?

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The donald is going to learn the hard way that “politics ain’t beanbag.” Other Bernie Saunders and Elizabeth Warren, everyone in Washington is  as corrupt as William M. “Boss” Tweed from the glory days of NYC politics AKA “Tammany Hall”

Please Stop Calling It Affluenza! It’s Called Rich Prick Disease

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First and foremost, life has been…is …and will always be BEAUTIFUL…That being said – let’s get to the main point…For decades I have been trying to warn people about an extremely dangerous and deadly disease that periodically runs rampant across the globe….infecting …and then destroying everything in its path…

It’s called RPD aka “RICH PRICK DISEASE”…this pathogen usually originates in a single individual…then spreads rapidly throughout the infected individual’s family…Once this pathogen infects an entire family, then “it’s off to the races” as they say….meaning it starts to rapidly infect other families…

Once it reaches a critical mass of…let’s say 50 families…RICH PRICK DISEASE then searches for a new “TYPE” of host in order to survive and expand..This NEW “type” of HOST is none other than our GOVERNMENTS…It’s at this point when RICH PRICK DISEASE becomes EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY deadly with a 99.999 percent rate of mortality – to any and all individuals, families, corporations, all branches of governments, religious institutions, nations, militaries, economies, empires, super-powers, cultures, and/or civilizations that it comes across.

A perfect case in point is this SCHMUCK in the pic above..His name is Ethan Couch…This truly IGNORANT schmuck and his even more ignorant family have been plastered all over the news recently due to the fact that after killing 4 people and seriously injuring 9 others while driving under the influence of ALCOHOL…pleaded “NOT GUILTY” in an United States of America’s courtroom citing “Affluenza” (a psychological malaise supposedly affecting wealthy young people, symptoms of which include a lack of motivation, feelings of guilt, and a sense of isolation) as his defense…AND HE WAS FOUND “NOT GUILTY”!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, my response was and still is….

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I hate to be the BEARER of really bad news AMERICA…but unfortunately, our government AND the corporations/families that own our government  have been infected with RICH PRICK DISEASE not “AFFLUENZA”……It has spread to all branches of our government…America’s CONSTANT mantra of “PROFITS before PEOPLE” is the FINAL stage of our dying NATION, CULTURE, AND CIVILIZATION…

I have used this analogy many times before and I will try to use it one more time in my attempt to explain just how deadly RICH PRICK DISEASE has been..is…and will always be to all of HUMANITY…Let’s take the game of MONOPOLY..it’s a great game..and an extremely fun game…Everyone knows how to play monopoly..and the rules are very simple…THE PERSON WHO ENDS UP WITH ALL THE MONEY wins the game..GAME OVER – that’s it!

But when a super-power (let’s use the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA as the example) has become infected with RICH PRICK DISEASE..the name “MONOPOLY” is no longer applicable…A new name must be created…and that NEW name is THE NEW WORLD ORDER…

And, unlike  the old game of MONOPOLY…the NEW WORLD ORDER game is not a fun game..and only a few people (all infected with RPD) can play  (unlike MONOPOLY) because you need purchased governments and news media organizations/propaganda machines (not properties) in order to EVEN participate in the game…Plus, the whole purpose of the NEW WORLD ORDER game is to trick the people with the best form of ORWELLIAN speech this planet has ever seen…that “our politicians are here to serve us (the people)”..when, in REALITY….WE (the people) ARE ALL HERE TO SERVE THEM…

Rich Prick Disease has transformed our CULTURE of MONOPOLY into CULTURE of SERVING THEM…or, in other words, our (you, me, and john dupree whoever the fuck that person is) only purpose in life is to make these SICK individuals even  more comfortable than they already are as they continue to rape this planet into oblivion…

But…there is GOOD news AMERICA!!!  I know the cure to RICH PRICK DISEASE…and I am not afraid to reveal the prescription…This prescription is far more potent than a silver bullet shot straight into the heart of a BLOOD-SUCKING vampire…and it works every single time..history has proven this over and over again..The cure to RICH PRICK DISEASE is a BRAND-NEW, SHINY guillotine…And, the best part is…you don’t even need to use the BRAND-NEW, SHINY guillotine…

All that is required is to place these BRAND-NEW, SHINY guillotines in very obvious places..like in front WALL STREET..or in front of court houses…or state capitols…or even in front of the white house..Even better, in front of TRUMP properties…For all non-violent persons like myself, these BRAND-NEW, SHINY guillotines don’t even need a BLADE in them…Just the mere image of BRAND-NEW, SHINY, BLADE-LESS guillotine will make all individuals infected with RICH PRICK DISEASE snap their crooked necks and fall into line like a bunch of homeless people at a soup kitchen…

Americans are just like most people on this planet..we have no problem whatsoever with wealthy people..What we do have a problem with is PEOPLE who are infected with RICH PRICK DISEASE who sincerely believe that all who are placed on this beautiful earth MUST now serve them…To all those infected with RICH PRICK DISEASE…here’s my belated christmas gift to you

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I Really Haven’t Seen This Many People In One Place Since They Took The Group Photograph Of All The Criminals And Law Breakers In The Ronald Reagan Administration

crookies….These are the ‘law and order’ people…These are the people who are against street crime. They want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They’re against street crime providing that street isn’t Wall Street – George Carlin

p.s. Of all the people in the picture above…Bernie is the only who cares about America and the American People…

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FUNSIELOL!! Someone just emailed me this..and I thought it was pretty funny…no offense whatsoever to all the beautiful transgenders of America..And, I will be back soon writing blogs again (not that anyone has missed my insane RANTS)..a very close family member just passed away..peace and one love – christian

America Does Not Have A Gun Problem – It Has A Cowardly American Males With Guns Problem

YESAS I’m not going to get into the litany of all the senseless gun violence that has recently occurred in America because there is no POINT in doing this…So, I am going to stick with my original premise which is… Stupid cunt wayne lapeirre (I apologize for using truly foul language to describe a truly foul human being) is turning  BEAUTIFUL America into a NATION of cowards one gun at a time..But, do not worry AMERICA!  According to Wayne Lapeirre, when AMERICA has one BILLION guns…which will probably take 20 years to achieve..that will be the DAY when we are all SAFE.  Remember this fact…GUNS don’t kill PEOPLE..cowardly american males with guns KILL people (innocent women and children always included). So, let’s give CREDIT where CREDIT is DUE…

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