Breaking News! CLOWNald Trump Just Lied More Than Hillary Cli-nixon!!

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Not to worry renewable dummies of America, I mean, communist Trump voters – CONald Trump will NOT be impeached until AFTER he passes those tax breaks for the .01%ers and gets America into another BOGUS war for military profits in the Middle East again…

Exactly what the Kennedys, Clintons, Obamas and ALL “the fake wall street owned” Democrats wanted from the beginning.

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What Do You Call Hillary Cli-nixon & Clownald Trump Voters?

Everything wrong with AMERICA!!!! LOL!!! I made that joke up a week before the election…
Look in the mirror AMERICANS!!!!  And please STOP voting for the LESSER of 2 evils…THIS IS NOT ABOUT “YOUR TEAM” WINNING….this is all about THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY…

Boycotts of AMERICAN CORPORATIONS are the answer to all of our PROBLEMS america!!! Do this for ONE MONTH..and those CORRUPT male & female PRICKS will all FALL into LINE…because…..”THEY” only care ABOUT ONE THING america!!! YOUR MONEY!!!!

do not give it to THEM!!!!!

WHETHER you like it OR not AMERICA!!!…it is time TO FINALLY grow A FUCKING brain..AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR..and make that change

Fascistbook, I Mean, Facebook Bans Me For 24 Hours For Writing This Comment

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LOL!!! Hmmmm….let me think about this for a minute..I literally get thousands of “likes” a week on facebook from my comments..which means I am making some very nice money for facebook and their relentless BANNER-AD assaults through their “spying on americans” platform…

But now…..I have permanently deactivated my account..which means facebook is going to lose some money from their spying corporate masters who pay facebook to have their bogus BANNER ADS splashed all over that shitty  website that takes hours for a 30 second video to load up…So now, I’m thinking that I was correct in my comment which got me banned from facebook for 24 hours…LAUGHING OUT LOUD..I mean, it hasn’t even been 24 hours yet…and this is the email I received from facebook this morning “We (facebook) miss you on facebook”… 🙂

My Cat Gorilla And The Heating Pad

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So…I blew my back out real good last week…4 days straight on the heating pad…and then BAM!!! My back clicks back in like nothing ever happened..Unfortunately, now my cat GORILLA will not get off the heating pad…Even worse, every time I try to put the heating pad away, my boy GORILLA starts incessantly wailing like I did when my back was killing me…So…I am wondering…does my kitty have a stiff back???..Or… did my kitty just extort me for a 35 dollar heating pad as his Christmas gift.

Tammany Hall Morphs Into Trumpmany Hall Right Before Our Eyes

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P.s. In a bi-partisan spirit, it must also be said that Hawkery Fracking Cli-nixon would NOT have been much better either yo

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Eff You Forever Facebook!!!!

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Bye Bye forever facebook!!!  Really!!!! 10 minutes to load a videos, pages, articles, comments, messages, links, EVERYTHING, etc!…You can give all the excuses in the world as to why EVERYTHING on your site takes so long to load up (has been happening for 2 months now)…but it still won’t make a difference…IT’S YOUR FAULT anyway you look at it facebook..

NOT ONE MORE SECOND IN LIFE WILL I SPEND ON YOUR SHITTY SITE!!!  So, I sincerely apologize that you will no longer be able to profit from me wasting MY time on your site any longer..but as the French say, “C’est la vie”… Make sure you keep it up FACEBOOK…cause within 5 years, you will lose 75% of your users.  And, good for you!!!!

P.s. PLEASE don’t waste YOUR TIME sending me a “reminder” in the next few weeks stating that “We have seen that you have not been on facebook for some time now…”fuck-facebook-south-park.gif

It’s Official! I Can Start Calling Him…

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Let us never forget America!  If (and when) fat-fuck & “heavy weight” pretender Donald “il douche” Trump starts “sashaying” his belly around the White House, all blame will fall on Hillary “fracking” Clinton, Bill “wall street shill” Clinton, and President Monsanto “ask what you can do for wall street” Obama

In my “humble” opinion, the day Hillary “fracking” Clinton chose war monger/wall street/TPP trade deal puppet Tim “I want less regulations for the TOO BIG TO FAIL banks” Kaine as her Vice President was the day the wall street owned NEO-LIBERALS of the DEMOCRAT PARTY handed over ALL 3 BRANCHES of government to the treacherous GOP..

Or, in other words, the only reason why Fracking Hillary, Wall Street Shill Bill Clinton, and President Monsanto Obama did not want Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren as Vice President was/is because Wall Street is terrified of a Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren Vice Presidency despite the fact that the Vice President really doesn’t have any power.

Even the most ignorant of ignorant Republicans fat-fuck & “heavy weight” pretender Donald “il douche” Trump himself knows that there is no way in hell or heaven that the Democrats lose with a Hillary/Obama/Bernie/Warren/Stein coalition…

If (and when) the Democrats lose the White House, it will be for one reason – they would/could not COMPROMISE with THEIR own BASE!  For if they had done so (by picking Sander or Warren as Vice President), Hillary “fracking” Clinton could have literally SLEPT WALKED into the WHITE HOUSE.

P.s. In my “humble” opinion, the DEMOCRATS should grow a FUCKING BRAIN really, really fast…and compromise with their own base….and kick war monger/wall street/TPP trade deal puppet Tim “I want less regulations for the TOO BIG TO FAIL banks” Kaine to the WALL STREET curb…and replace him with Sanders or Warren…that is if the DEMOCRATS want to win in a LANDSLIDE.  Bottom line here is VERY SIMPLE – if Hillary wins, she will just barely win…meaning…Wall Street gets exactly what they want – a DEMOCRAT president, a REPUBLICAN senate and congress AKA the status quo to even more “YUUUUUUUUGE” profits for Wall Street!

 

 

 

 

72 Male Virgins?

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Okay…I have to be 100% honest here and say, “this shit is fucking straight up nuts!”…pardon my french…I mean, if we have to NOW worry about jihadist, violent, ISIS members who are in the closet and very angry about it…then…WE HAVE DEFINITELY LOST THE WAR ON TERROR!

From the very second the WAR ON TERROR started, the first words to come out of my mouth were, “this war on terror will end the same way as the war on drugs…with cheaper and more lethal terrorists everywhere!”…

Despite spending trillions of dollars, actual people “seeing something and then saying something”, 3 FBI interviews…this loser was still able to kill 49 INNOCENT americans with AMERICA’S favorite toy…SO…am I going too far out on a limb by asking, “I don’t think this WAR ON TERROR thingy is working out too well for us so far?”..

But….I’m gonna propose an idea that our corporate owned government, media outlets, and politicians never seem to think of…Let’s get out of the middle east nation building business, I mean, let’s get the FUCK out of the MIDDLE EAST…Because if we ever do…I will bet TRUMP’S little hands and/or a million cash from the CLINTON foundation…that 98% of all this truly ignorant TERRORISM stupidness disappears instantly into thin air…

Chicken Boy Trump Backs Out Of Debate With Bernie

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So…let me get this straight…Chicken Boy Trump opens his big fat mouth about wanting to debate Bernie…then Chicken Boy Trump realizes that this might not be such a good idea to be publicly humiliated by BERNIE on national television..so, Chicken Boy Trump backs out…Long story short, this hillary puppet wants us to believe he can cut deals with the CUT THROAT leaders of this world..To quote the donald himself, I will say, “GET HIM OUT OF HERE!”