Breaking News! CLOWNald Trump Just Lied More Than Hillary Cli-nixon!!

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Not to worry renewable dummies of America, I mean, communist Trump voters – CONald Trump will NOT be impeached until AFTER he passes those tax breaks for the .01%ers and gets America into another BOGUS war for military profits in the Middle East again…

Exactly what the Kennedys, Clintons, Obamas and ALL “the fake wall street owned” Democrats wanted from the beginning.

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My Cat Gorilla And The Heating Pad

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So…I blew my back out real good last week…4 days straight on the heating pad…and then BAM!!! My back clicks back in like nothing ever happened..Unfortunately, now my cat GORILLA will not get off the heating pad…Even worse, every time I try to put the heating pad away, my boy GORILLA starts incessantly wailing like I did when my back was killing me…So…I am wondering…does my kitty have a stiff back???..Or… did my kitty just extort me for a 35 dollar heating pad as his Christmas gift.

It’s Official! I Can Start Calling Him…

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Let us never forget America!  If (and when) fat-fuck & “heavy weight” pretender Donald “il douche” Trump starts “sashaying” his belly around the White House, all blame will fall on Hillary “fracking” Clinton, Bill “wall street shill” Clinton, and President Monsanto “ask what you can do for wall street” Obama

In my “humble” opinion, the day Hillary “fracking” Clinton chose war monger/wall street/TPP trade deal puppet Tim “I want less regulations for the TOO BIG TO FAIL banks” Kaine as her Vice President was the day the wall street owned NEO-LIBERALS of the DEMOCRAT PARTY handed over ALL 3 BRANCHES of government to the treacherous GOP..

Or, in other words, the only reason why Fracking Hillary, Wall Street Shill Bill Clinton, and President Monsanto Obama did not want Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren as Vice President was/is because Wall Street is terrified of a Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren Vice Presidency despite the fact that the Vice President really doesn’t have any power.

Even the most ignorant of ignorant Republicans fat-fuck & “heavy weight” pretender Donald “il douche” Trump himself knows that there is no way in hell or heaven that the Democrats lose with a Hillary/Obama/Bernie/Warren/Stein coalition…

If (and when) the Democrats lose the White House, it will be for one reason – they would/could not COMPROMISE with THEIR own BASE!  For if they had done so (by picking Sander or Warren as Vice President), Hillary “fracking” Clinton could have literally SLEPT WALKED into the WHITE HOUSE.

P.s. In my “humble” opinion, the DEMOCRATS should grow a FUCKING BRAIN really, really fast…and compromise with their own base….and kick war monger/wall street/TPP trade deal puppet Tim “I want less regulations for the TOO BIG TO FAIL banks” Kaine to the WALL STREET curb…and replace him with Sanders or Warren…that is if the DEMOCRATS want to win in a LANDSLIDE.  Bottom line here is VERY SIMPLE – if Hillary wins, she will just barely win…meaning…Wall Street gets exactly what they want – a DEMOCRAT president, a REPUBLICAN senate and congress AKA the status quo to even more “YUUUUUUUUGE” profits for Wall Street!

 

 

 

 

Little Hands 4 President

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I’m no fan of hillary whatsoever…but I do admire the fact that she has bigger hands than donald trump…and, I am no fan of NEO-CON and WAR MONGER marco rubio..but his observation about trump’s little “hands” is classic.

And, just like Trump trade-marked “Make America Great Again”..I think I am going to trade-mark “Little Hands 4 President” 😉 🙂

 

I’m 18,250 Days Old Today

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Which means I am the big Five-O (50 years old) today! Yay!!  Today, I promise to no longer live my life in years but only days..no point in thinking about the PAST..because not even God can change it…No more worries about the FUTURE because it has never, is, and will never be in my CONTROL..

“And acceptance is the answer to all my problems today.  When I am disturbed, it is because I find some person, place, thing, or situation – some fact of my life – unacceptable to me, and I can find no serenity until I accept that person, place, thing, or situation as being exactly the way it is supposed to be at this moment.  Nothing, absolutely nothing happens in God’s world by mistake.” – Bill W.

From this day forward, I will live my life with the ONE PRECIOUS gift that God gave us all – the present.