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Clown Face Max Baucus Wins 2014 Corporate Fluffer Of The Year Award

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For all you out there who may not know what a FLUFFER is, I’ll be the nice guy and provide the definition courtesy of Urban Dictionary.

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Now don’t get me wrong now…I am not saying that Max Baucus is a porn star or works in the PORN industry whatsoever.  But he does work in an INDUSTRY more scummy and sleazy than the PORN industry itself; and, it’s called U.S. POLITICS.   And in this extra SLEAZY industry called U.S. POLITICS – Max Baucus’ sole job is to blow CORPORATE cock for companies like WALMART so it stays nice and hard before it’s RAMMED up THE ASSES of hard-working AMERICANS.

Hey Max!  You screwed the American people when you took the money from the U.S. HEALTHCARE FOR PROFIT system to make sure SINGLE PAYER would never happen in the UNITED STATES.  Matter of fact, everything that is utterly WRONG with OBAMACARE today can be traced right back to you CLOWN FACE max Baucus.  As if this wasn’t scummy enough, now you are trying to FAST-TRACK the TRANS-PACIFIC PARTNERSHIP with your best buddy Bill Clinton jr., I mean, PRESIDENT obama so that TRILLION DOLLAR u.s. corporations that pay no TAXES can have their shitty products made in countries like VIETNAM where workers are paid 50 cents an hour under horrible working conditions (child slave labor included).  And how much do you want to make a bet that when CLOWN FACE max baucus retires from U.S. POLITICS this year, he’ll become a POWER LOBBYIST in Washington.

P.s. God Bless Americans Because Satan Has Cursed Washington

Why The Hell Was I Forced To Take All Those Science Classes In School If The Republicans And Democrats Are Now Either Denying Or Ignoring It?

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This is the type of stupid American horse manure bullshit that drives me nuts!!!  What the hell is going on here GUYS!  I mean, every year from like 4th grade until I graduated from college, I had to stress over studying science so that I could keep my GPA high enough in order to get into a decent college; and then, graduate from that decent college.  And, now our CORPORATE TROLL politicians gleefully mock and ignore SCIENCE to the detriment of every human being living on this planet today (and all future children tomorrow)…what a fucking JOKE!  I guess the old saying, “Hindsight has 20/20 vision” now rings “OH!” so true because if I had known back then what I know now – instead of being forced to take science class every year, I would have demanded that I be allowed to take “How To Blow A Crooked Politician Like A Dirty Whore Lobbyist” class and everything would have been all good!

 God Bless Americans Because Satan Has Cursed The American Government

American Government Wins The Most Gold Medals For Hypocrisy And Ignorance During 2014 Winter Olympics In Sotchi

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Yaaaaay America!  The Olympics are FINALLY over and “We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!” – Come on everyone! Let’s all chant together…”We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!”  I mean, what’s the point of being the UNGREAT super power of the WORLD if we cannot revel in our own ignorance and hypocrisy!  “We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1”

 In the land of the CORPORATE TROLL, I mean, the land of the FREE, it would only make sense that we take pride in a SO-CALLED sporting event where athletes dedicate their entire lives in hopes of winning a GOLD MEDAL that is not even made out of GOLD (today’s gold medals are made up of 92.5% silver, 6.16% copper, and 1.34% gold).  The mere fact that the year 1912 was the last year OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS were actually made out of GOLD should not DAMPENED our enthusiasm about a GLOBAL EVENT that cares nothing about THE ATHLETES participating but ONLY about the immense PROFITS it brings in to MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS…. Come on everyone, “We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!”

 My chest swells with even more immense PRIDE watching our GOVERNMENT use the 2014 OLYMPICS as a TOOL to try make RUSSIA look like the ONLY BAD guy on this planet with what is currently happening in Syria under the ASSAD regime paid for by PUTIN when we conveniently forget about what we did in IRAQ just a couple of years ago that not only killed one million Iraqis but also almost bankrupted this country by WAR CRIMINALS who pretended to be our BRAVE PRESIDENT and VICE PRESIDNET in bush jr. & prick cheney in co-hoots with the WAR CRIMINAL democrats in CONGRESS at the time who made it happen under the pretense of FREEING the Iraqi people.  Come on everyone – extra LOUD this time, “We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!”

I feel even more pride knowing that THE COUNTRY that yells “WE LOVE PEACE” the most also is ALSO the country whose #1 export to the ENTIRE WORLD is guns.  And lets’ not forget America’s true GREATNESS in finding countries filled with people who truly hate each other and then supplying them with UNLIMITED GUNS all in the name of FREEDOM.  I mean, what is freedom if you can’t kill someone on this planet for whatever reason you deem fit at any particular moment.  Come on now,  “We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!”

 I feel even more AWE-INSPIRED knowing that OUR GOVERNMENT can move OCEANS and MOUNTAINS and ENTIRE CONTINENTS in order to start BOGUS wars of CHOICE that only profit CORPORATIONS that are POLLUTING this entire planet into its own oblivion in THEIR eternal pursuit of so-called PEACE and FREEDOM.  Do I still need to say, “We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!”

 And how can you call a country the GREATEST if it does not have citizens who are drinking POLLUTED water like we currently have in WEST VIRGINIA and NORTH CAROLINA brought about by our government and the POLLUTING CORPORATIONS that own our government.  And lets not forget about CALIFORNIA – a state that is currently experiencing a DROUGHT of immense proportions (90% of the state) that scientists have been warning this GREAT country about for the last 2 or 3 decades. Ain’t it awesome that “We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!”

 And I can go on and on and on and on until ETERNITY and few days MORE about AMERICA’S ungreatness these days and how being #1 in HYPOCRISY and IGNORANCE will make this COUNTRY even greater in our NEAR FUTURE on a planet where ENGLAND will be the next ALTANTIS brought about by the rising sea-levels we have created – that’s FUCKING awesome DUDES! Come on EVERYONE!!!! One more time with some good old fashion american GUSTO!!!!!!! “We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!”

 I will end with the VERY wise words of an Italian immigrant who came to AMERICA at the beginning of the 20th century who said, “I came to America because I heard the streets were paved with gold. When I got here, I found out three things: First, the streets weren’t paved with gold; second, they weren’t paved at all: and third, I was expected to pave them.”

p.s. God Bless The American People because SATAN has cursed our GOVERNMENT

p.p.s I did not watch ONE single SECOND of the 2014 Olympics and I feel PROUD for doing so

Generations Not Nations Will Be Our Salvation

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At some point in our very near future, MOTHER NATURE will challenge the beautiful people on this PLANET like never before seen in our HISTORY.  We will be confronted with an EXTREMELY simple CHOICE to make.  Will we REALIZE that this whole NATION-STATE thing that has been ruling this planet for the past 2,000 years or so is not ONLY truly ignorant; but also, extremely dangerous to all beautiful, innocent children all over this globe (MANKIND’S FUTURE).  Or, will we realize that WE are all BROTHERS from different MOTHERS and SISTERS from different FATHERS who are all EQUAL in GOD’S or THIS PLANET’S eyes.

 Never ever FORGET – the purpose of any and all governments has been, is, and will always be TO DIVDE people from people.  The answer to all of our problems is very simple.  Use today’s technology (the Internet) and contact someone from your GENERATION (whether you are a baby boomer, gen Xer, Yer, Millennial, etc. does not make a difference) from another nation – then ask each other one simple question, “Do you love children?”

 The most beautiful IRONY in life TODAY is that 99% of this planet will answer “YES! I love children) and  %1 will BLATANTLY LIE and say, “Of course I love children!” Those 2 simple words “Of course” will be said from the mouths of PEOPLE from GOVERNMENTS who despise children BUT truly LOVE slaves.

So, please allow me to read the OUR very near future.  As resources on this planet become more and more scarce, more and more children will die a MOST HORRIBLE DEATH (from starvation & war) as GOVERNMENTS praise themselves more and more as the solution to VERY problems THEY HAVE CREATED.  This will force a brief moment of CLARITY in history that will unify PEOPLES across this BEAUTIFUL planet who will then initiate a MOVEMENT that will lead to a ONE DAY global FAST (abstaining from food & water) amonst all peace loving people across this planet.  Once this happens and it will – it will become a BRAVE new world.  The current ignorant %1ers (governments included) that are currently destroying this planet with their GLOBAL GAME OF MONOPLY have all forgotten the most IMPORTANT RULE of the game MONOPOLY – when one person/a  small group of people (the %1ers)  have all the MONEY, it’s fucking GAME OVER.

Chris Christie Says The New F Word Stands For Fema While I Say It Stands For Fat Fuck!

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Unfortunately, and once again, Mr. Blubber, I mean, Chris Christie doesn’t have the slightest clue about anything in life other than devouring the puke of BULIMICS when NO ONE is looking and BLUBBER-BULLYING the very constituents (New Jersey residents) who pay his salary as their public servant.  Even more insulting to any kind of intelligence out there in the universe is the fact that we all know the F word does NOT stand for FEMA – it stands for FAT-FUCK!  And that is what Chris Christie is – A FAT-FUCK!

Here are TWO other OBVIOUS reasons why Mr. Blubber, I mean, Chris Christie is a FAT FUCK who should NEVER become PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA.  And I am not even going to mention BLUBBERGATE, I mean, BridgeGate; or, the fact that he used HURRICANE SANDY MONEY as his own political SLUSH-FUND.

 Reason #1.  He lobbied for The Securities Industry Association (aka Wall Street) when Bernie Madoff  was a senior official there.  Or, in simplier terms, FAT-FUCK chris christie REEKS from the DISGUSTING STENCH of unregulated & bailed out wall street BUNG-HOLE.

 Reason #2.  He lobbied for war criminals George W. Bush & Prick Cheney not ONCE but TWICE.  To all democrats – wipe that smug smile off of your UGLY faces because our current president is also a WAR-CRIMINAL (due to his use of drones that has caused the deaths of many INNOCENTS around the world).  And let’s never forget that it was the DEMOCRATS who controlled CONGRESS when Bush jr. & Prick Cheney lied about WMDs and got us into 2 unnecessary WARS that cost the lives of THOUSANDS of brave AMERICAN soldiers and bankrupted this once GREAT & WEALTHY COUNTRY.

 In regards to REASON #1, I am not going to further waste everyone’s time elaborating on this topic other than to say that it has become rather OBVIOUS to the majority of democrats, republicans, and independents recently that all of WALL STREET sucks big, hairy, stank BALLS.  Now, in regards to lobbying or voting for war criminal bush jr & Prick cheney not once but 2 times – there is NO excuse for that other than you are an IGNORANT loser who is too STUPID to know that you actually despise AMERICA.

Hasn’t anyone ever heard of the old saying, “Once is FUNNY – twice is DUMMY!”?  Well, if you haven’t, now you have (and, you can thank me for that in your next life).  In full disclosure, I will say that immediately before war criminal bush jr & Prick cheney cheated their way into the WHITE HOUSE, I continuously said over and over and over again to anyone who was listening, “if these 2 losers cheat their way into the WHITE HOUSE, it will be THE VERY WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY ever!”  So, in hindsight, I was 100% correct.  And for those who voted 2 times for these TREASONS, your punishment should be to ROT in hell for ETERNITY.  But I am a nice guy and believe in SALVATION – so your punishment is PRESIDENT OBAMA for 8 years and then PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON for another 8 years.   Thanks a lot you fucking ASSHOLES!  Never forget this fact because it is THE TRUTH!  No bush jr. & Prick cheney and there would never have been a PRESIDENT OBAMA followed by PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON.  So, look in your own FUCKING mirror when looking for someone to blame for how truly UNGREAT this country has become since the beginning of this new MILLENNIUM.

Long story short, I couldn’t give a BLOODY shit if FAT-FUCK chris christie runs for PRESIDENT or not in 2016 because AMERICA is currently on a PATH to destruction brought about by an unrelenting force of GREED & IGNORACE never before seen in the history of MANKIND at the very WORST TIME in this planet’s history as our RESOURCES become more limited due to CLIMATE CHANGE.  In short, Americans immediately NEED to stop acting like their ELECTED LEADERS – criminals who are incapable of speaking a sliver of any kind of TRUTH who deem being ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR OWN ACTIONS a sin punishable by DEATH.  I used to believe that MONEY was the ROOT of all EVIL until I recently realized that GOVERNMENTS are the ROOT of all EVIL simply because they are the ones who print the MONEY.

Why Is This Ignorant Troll Aka Ted Nugent Still Alive Or Not In Jail?

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Hey Ted!!!!…Duuude!!!!  Why aren’t you dead or in jail like you PROMISED the world 2 years ago!  I mean, you SWORE TO GOD in front of all us if President Obama was re-elected again you would be dead or in jail!  Why hasn’t this happened yet!  Perhaps its because you are just like every other single LYING republican out there who takes pride in breaking THEIR WORD.  And don’t get me wrong NOW!  I am not a big fan of best friends forever republicans and democrats….and I know for A FACT that when people look back at our history, they will learn that this current batch of best friends forever republicans and democrats are ONE and THE SAME party who take turns wearing the BAD GUY hat and who BOTH equally TRULY disdain the AMERICAN people and this BEAUTIFUL PLANET.  As far as I am concerned, the only difference between the democrats and republicans of today is very simple – the DEMOCRATS have practiced the ABILITY to pretend that they care about WE THE PEOPLE and THIS BEAUTIFUL PLANET just a wee-bit more!

 So, my advice to TED NUGENT is very simple…SHUT THE FUCK UP and go be the GOOD little GERBIL-HAMSTER that you are and RUN UP AND DOWN ted cruz’s unpatriotic, dirty ASSHOLE and just die ALREADY.  Duuuude!  You are a fucking CONFEDERATE CLOWN and your sheer IGNORANCE and HYPOCRISY give all HONEST, HARD-WORKING, TRULY GOOD white people A BAD NAME all across this BEAUTIFUL PLANET.

 I am a WHITE-MALE, CHRISTIAN AMERICAN voter who will NEVER vote REPUBLICAN ever AGAIN….and I approve THIS MESSAGE.

3 Cents An Hour – Brought To You By: The Center for Worker Slavery

the treasonous GOP cares about nothing except for stealing as much money as humanly possible from their not-too-intelligent base before they disappear into history and are replaced by another party…if any of you out there are completely sick of both parties…we need to take one out first and the other will follow…let’s start with the republicans FIRST  simply because they truly despise WE THE PEOPLE..I’m a white male who will NEVER vote republican ever again and I approve this message

I Used To Hate Snakes But Now I Love Them

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Real Christians believe and live by Matthew 6:1-4

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.“Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward.But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.”

Long story short, Pastor Jamie Coots was a FAKE CHRISTIAN who endangered the lives of babies & children who were always present in his FAKE CHURCH when this HEATHEN would jump around holding poisonous snakes while PRAISING his FAKE GOD in front of TV CAMERAS.  If I have said this once, I have said it a GAZILLION times and still FAKE CHRISTIANS never listen.  It’s always the beautiful and innocent children who suffer the MOST from the IGNORANCE & HYPOCRISY of their parents.