Fascistbook, I Mean, Facebook Bans Me For 24 Hours For Writing This Comment

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LOL!!! Hmmmm….let me think about this for a minute..I literally get thousands of “likes” a week on facebook from my comments..which means I am making some very nice money for facebook and their relentless BANNER-AD assaults through their “spying on americans” platform…

But now…..I have permanently deactivated my account..which means facebook is going to lose some money from their spying corporate masters who pay facebook to have their bogus BANNER ADS splashed all over that shitty  website that takes hours for a 30 second video to load up…So now, I’m thinking that I was correct in my comment which got me banned from facebook for 24 hours…LAUGHING OUT LOUD..I mean, it hasn’t even been 24 hours yet…and this is the email I received from facebook this morning “We (facebook) miss you on facebook”… 🙂

Art Misinterpretation

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At the National Art Gallery in  Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.  Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.  The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

He went on for over an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of the African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society, “In fact,” he pointed out “some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.”

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the couple.

“Because I am the artist, who painted the picture,” he replied.  “In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.  They’re just three Irish coal miners.  The guy in the middle went home for lunch.”

-Unknown writer

 

The Election About Nothing

nationgoodSo…let me get this STRAIGHT!!!  Come this November….our congress and senate want us to vote for them when these IMBECILES are incapable of DEBATING and/or VOTING on ANYTHING other than STARTING more WARS…Even more disturbing is how the U.S. MEDIA outlets will be CHIRPING more of their lies to the AMERICAN people again about how “MORE WAR DOES A NATION GOOD!” bullshit propaganda!!!!  And….who wants to make a $10,000 dollar MITT ROMNEY bet that when these WAR-BUSTERS we call our LEADERS come back from their EXTRA-PLUSH vacations THAT they will NOT be discussing the ISSUES that matter MOST to AMERICANS (i.e. the economy, the recession, the INCREASING income gap between rich and poor, climate change…JUST to name a few)….I’ll MOST definitely take that bet cause it will be the EASIEST money I will have ever earned…Stay tuned Y’ALL…I’m in the process of developing the PILOT SHOW for “THE 2014 UNITED STATES SEINFELD ELECTION”…the TITLE will be “WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!” 🙂

Beware Criminals Because There Is A New Superman In Town

pic13648aDon’t say I did not WARN you CRIMINALS…if you commit the CRIME, you will be doing the TIME….because the new SUPERMAN is no JOKE…and he is for REAL!!! Unlike our PAST superman, this adorable SUPER HERO will MOST DEFINITELY take a REAL BITE out of CRIME…….So, make sure you have some extra DELICIOUS treats in your pockets CRIMINALS of the WORLD…it’s your ONLY hope…. 🙂

Emails That I Received Today

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Heeeeeey! That’s what match.com told me the last time I was on that crappy site..just kidding..

Here’s another funny (@least for me it was) email that I received today.

The Will

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.  His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him.  So he says to them:

“Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair House.”

“Sybil, you take the apartments over in the East End.”

“Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.”

“Sarah, my dear beloved wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.”

The nurse is just blown away by all this…and as Doug slips away, she says,

“Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.”

Sarah replies, “Property?  The asshole had a paper route!”

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Womanizer

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Not only is this truly adorable CHAP, I mean, PUPPY a womanizer; he is also a GIGOLO in the truest sense of the word…which makes me wonder…how does a DAPPER dude like myself stand a fighting chance in getting a WOMAN’S attention with this WOMANIZER roaming the streets at will…PERSONALLY, between you and I….I think it’s completely unfair…but THAT’S life, I guess…OH SNAP! The light-bulb in my EXTRA-SMALL BRAIN just turned on.. I just realized if I can’t beat them then I should join them…meaning if I adopt one of these WOMANIZERS, I will have no problem whatsoever meeting single women…Life is good AGAIN 🙂

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Pooper Scooper

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…that’s for you bill “internet bubble” clinton…a special THANKS for passing NAFTA and repealing the GLASS STEAGALL act…awesome JOB dude!!! And someone should create POOPER-SCOOPER bags/paper with famous people’s faces on them..I’d buy for sure..especially one with a PIC of that TWERKING fool with the INFECTED butt implants otherwise known as miley cyrus…No, on second thought…I’d get one of justin “I’m really a lesbian” bieber.