dontleave2For the past 4 months…I have left home without it (I haven’t renewed my plan)!  And guess what AMERICA? I think my BRAIN is DEFINITELY growing BIGGER…or, my brain cells are being rejuvenated…or, AT THE VERY MINIMUM, my brain stopped shrinking..Matter of fact, I am now confidently convinced that if I continue NOT using a “SMART” phone for an entire year  – I might just be able to become a ROCKET SCIENTIST (see pic below)

rocketsOr, a NEUROSURGEON (see pic below)

brainsOr even…PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (see pic of idiot BELOW)

bsuhiAll kidding aside though, I have noticed that my memory has improved…like for example, when I did have my “SMART” phone – I couldn’t even remember my mother’s and girlfriend’s telephone #….NOW, I have 50 different telephone #s of family, friends, co-workers, and even some enemies memorized…I have also noticed that I am able to do simple math again i.e. adding, subtracting, division, and multiplications…which is great for my wallet and nest egg 🙂

Even better is the fact that when I leave my home now, I feel a sense of freedom that I have not felt since the early 1990s (THE PRE-CELL/SMART PHONE DAYS) when my only means of communication was my home phone..

There is a NEGATIVE side though….to not HAVING your “SMART” phone when leaving home that is starting to disturb me immensely….and that is – the questions I am receiving from family, friends, girlfriend, co-workers, etc…The #1 question being, “I tried to call you many times and could NOT reach you (in a very frustrated tone)!!!..why don’t you have your CELL/SMART phone on you?  Is there something you are trying to hide?  Are you doing something ILLEGAL? Are you cheating on me with another woman?”…and I’m like, “OMG! Have you all LOST your EFFIN minds?”

Then….it all DAWNED on me…and a SHIVER of creepiness slid across my spine….If everyone I know gets suspicious about the fact that when I leave my home without having my CELL/SMART phone on my being…then, I can only imagine what my government is thinking about this…and that is CREEPY…

I am now convinced that GEORGE ORWELL had it only half correct in regards to the THEORY of BIG BROTHER aka BIG GOVERNMENT…He either forgot to mention or WAS NOT aware of LITTLE SISTER aka TECHNOLOGY….Mark my words..for I have had moment of clarity – 500 years from now, HUMAN BRAINS will SHRINK and be NO larger than a WALNUT…

BIG BROTHER will NOT only use LITTLE SISTER to spy on our EVERY movements/thoughts/feelings throughout our ENTIRE lives but also to make us DUMBER than ROCKS


Handwriting On The Wall


“Peace is War….Slavery is Freedom…Strength is Ignorance”  Ministry Of The New Oil World Order

(Music from Pink Floyd “Just Another Brick In The Wall)…”We need EDUCATION…”(Music from Pink Floyd “Just Another Brick In The Wall)… “We need THOUGHT CONTROL….”(Music from Pink Floyd “Just Another Brick In The Wall)…”DARK SARCASM in the classroom….”(Music from Pink Floyd “Just Another Brick In The Wall)…”teacher DON’T leave them kids alone…”(Music from Pink Floyd “Just Another Brick In The Wall)…”hey teacher!!! DON’T leave them KIDS alone…”(Music from Pink Floyd “Just Another Brick In The Wall)…”All in all it’s just another HOLE in the WALL…”(Music from Pink Floyd “Just Another Brick In The Wall)…”All in all you’re just another HOLE in the WALL…”(Music from Pink Floyd “Just Another Brick In The Wall).  New Oil World Order’s Future Version Of Pink Floyd’s “Just Another Brick In The Wall

“When it’s all said and done, MOTHER NATURE will expose who the real TERRORISTS are…” realeyezlife

I Wonder Why George Orwell Conveniently Forgot To Mention Little Sister In His Novel 1984


First things friggin first, I woke up in a REAL excellent fucking mood today – perhaps because today is 6 weeks of no smoking cigarettes for me.  But then MY EXCELLENT mood changed drastically into one of “OMFG!” when I turned on the TV and saw the same old garbage being passed as news.  That’s it!  I’m cutting off my cable bill simply because EVERYTHING on the IDIOT BOX, I mean, TV has become a complete waste of time.  Now that I have gotten that out of my system, let’s get to my MAIN point about George Orwell’s 1984 which is nothing more than trivial PROGANGDA written by a ignorant PROGANDIST.  I mean, how are you going to write a book called 1984 and go into all this detail describing BIG BROTHER (the government) and its role in society compared to barely mentioning LITTLE SISTER (the %1ers) and how destructive and selfish SHE truly is in ALL SOCIETIES.

 I vividly recall my teacher making me read this useless book as homework when I was a sophomore in high school (I graduated high school in 1984) and my first question to my high school teacher after reading the book was, “What about Little Sister?” It goes without saying that my high school teacher looked at me like I had completely lost my FUCKING mind smoking some FRESH, new PCP as she replied to my question, “What do you mean Little Sister?  There is no LITTLE SISTER in 1984!” To which I replied, “Look! I understand the symbolism of BIG BROTHER (the government) and its role in the family and in society.  But what I don’t understand is why George Orwell barely mentions LITTLE SISTER (the %1ers) and her role in society” To which my teacher replied, “Who is LITTLE SISTER in your eyes?” To which I replied, “the %1ers of course! I mean, we all know that you cannot create and/or start A GOVERNMENT at any point in the past, present, and/or future without TONS and TONS and TONS and TONS of money!” To which my teacher replied, “Hmmm….very interesting!” as she proceeded to give me a C  for the class telling me that “I have a tendency to over think things!”

 Luckily for me, I never really took grades too seriously while in high school and I will say that my teacher was correct in her opinion of me and how much I can over think things and is why I am sticking to my point about LITTLE SISTER.  I am not, have never been, nor will I ever be afraid of BIG BROTHER (government) because BIG BROTHER’S sole purpose is to protect LITTLE SISTER (the %1ers).  I am, however, completely terrified of LITTE SISTER because her SOLE purpose is to stay exactly where she has been throughout time – in the %1 of wealth and power and will do anything and everything to protect this ILLEGIMATE right through violence, terror, brutality and/or whatever form of coercion they whimsically employ to keep the masses in check as we have seen throughout history.  I will end by saying, “Do Not Read george orwell’s 1984 because it is useless propaganda PURPOSELY written by an ignorant PROGANDIST paid for by the %1ers, I mean, LITTLE SISTER to deflect future hatred and bloodshed that will come THEIR way when the beautiful peoples of this planet have their ONE moment of CLARITY and finally realize that this WORLD doesn’t have to be THIS WAY!  The fact is and what makes life so beautiful is that there is ALWAYS a choice!”