So, let me get this straight now…WASHINGTON is spending TRILLIONS of AMERICA’S DOLLARS in fighting an ENEMY that WASHINGTON created whose claim to fame is BE-HEADING people aka “ISIS”…while, at the same time, it is “DONATING” trillions of dollars in WEAPONS & ARMS to SWINE-NATION & ALLY saudi arabia so it can continue BE-HEADING people..
All I have to say is…..
Being that the Communist Manifesto was first published on February 21st, 1848…and I was born on February 21st, 1966…I felt this need to update Karl Marx’s famous and very true quote..That being said, I’ve never been a Karl Marx fan. He always seemed a little too self-conceited in his written words. However, Friedrich Engels has always been my hero – the brains behind the Karl Marx face
Inc. God We Trust
Friedrich Engels For President 2016
And you’ll feel much better….And, then read it again; you’ll begin to think you are a GENIUS…I promise! Ok, here goes:
(On September 17th, 1994 – Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”
Marey Carey – who once said, “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
Brooke Shields…during an interview to become a spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign…who said, “Smoking kills. If you are killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Winston Bennett, University Of Kentucky Basketball Forward – who once said, “I have never had a knee surgery on any other part of my body.”
2 Time Former Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DC…who once said, “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
Philadelphia Phillies Manager Danny Ozark who once said, “Half of this game (baseball) is 90 percent mental.”
Al Gore – former United States Vice President…who once said, “It isn’t pollution that is harming the environment. It’s all the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
Dan Quayle – “I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
Bonus Quotes Minus Pictures:
A Congressional Candidate in Texas…who once said, “That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a JACKASS, and I’m just the one to do it.” No picture required after this statement – that would be too embarrassing for the relatives of this highly intelligent super-being 🙂
Department Of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina…”Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received a notice that you passed away. May God bless you! You may re-apply if there is a change in your circumstances.”
Feeling smarter yet? I know (without a doubt) that I feel a whole lot smarter after reading those quotes..pass this on to all your brilliant friends immediately..it’ll will definitely make feel much better today