3 Easy Steps To Become An American Billionaire

wayneidoit*Drum Roll*

Step #1:

By hook, NOOK, and/OR crook – become a CEO of an AMERICAN Gun Manufacturer i.e. SMITH and WESSON

Step #2:

Find stupid, IGNORANT people who HATE each OTHER – they ARE all over THE world so it should be easy as A, B, C and D

Step #3:

Sell AS many GUNS and AMMUNITION as humanly POSSIBLE to all the  people WHO hate each other UNTIL there is not one PENNY in their pockets

And VOILA – You just became a BILLIONAIRE…

*CLAP*

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*DRUM ROLL*

p.s. I can BE thanked for my SAGE advice in our next life

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