Scientists Discover The Most Dense Element In The Universe

isodopeA major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.  The new element has been named Cantorium.   Cantorium had one neutron, 2 Assistant neutrons, 1 Director of Administration neutron, 1 Scheduler neutron, 1 Casework Director neutron, 1 Legislative Director neutron, 1 Legislative Assistant neutron, 1 Policy & Legis Counsel neutron, 1 Policy Adviser neutron, 2 District Representative neutrons, 2 Shared Employee neutrons, 1 Legislative Correspondent neutron, 1 Legislative Assistant neutron, 1 Press Secretary neutron, 1 Senior Adviser neutron, and all the FREAKIN idiots who voted for this LOSER…. giving it an atomic mass of  WAY-OVER 350…

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.  The symbol of Cantorium is CU.

Cantorium’s mass actually increases over time as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere within the Cantorium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.  This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Cantorium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

Remember that song VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR in the 1980s by the Buggles…Well…Eric Cantor is the PERFECT example of how CITIZENS UNITED is KILLING the DEMOCRACY star

I mean, this EFFIN idiot was at STARBUCKS one-hundred miles outside of his district catering to WALL STREET scumbag LOBBYISTS on the day of his primary election…and was surprised that the very voters who elected him into office didn’t vote for him again…

And, has anyone noticed that there are no MORE townhall CHATS?  Probably not….due to the fact that the majority of stupid americans are getting ready to wait on EXTRA long lines in order to get their NEW chinese apple 6 iphones…There are NO MORE townhall chats because OUR POLITICIANS (in both parties) no longer care about the AVERAGE WO/MAN voter…Their only INTERESTS center around the CORPORATE MASTERS they are serving…and who will spend 100s of millions of dollars on their campaigns.

Which will make the 2016 Presidential Election all the MORE interesting..I mean, on one side – they will bring out the PUPPETS with the BOBBLE-HEADS aka the GREAT WHITE DOPES of the REPUBLICAN party duking it out in their PRIMARY…and, on the OTHER side – they’ll break out the other PUPPETS also with the BOBBLE-HEADS aka the SEINFELD democrats WHO constantly BLABBER about their POLITICS of NOTHING…and finally, you will have the libertarian PIPSQUEAK rand paul begging us to VOTE for him AND his “protest WASHINGTON” vote…when we all KNOW this PIPSQUEAK will NEVER run for PRESIDENT…unfortunately for the PIPSQUEAK, the state of kentucky does not allow its SENATORS to run for both THE SENATE and the PRESIDENCY..and we all KNOW politics for the PAUL family is an extremely LUCRATIVE one and has nothing to do with POLITICS…which means THE PIPSQUEAK will take the more PROFITABLE and SAFER course of action and just remain a SENATOR and never even enter into the REPUBLICAN primary

Remember america!!! A nation of SHEEP only BREEDS a government of WOLVES..and CITIZENS UNITED has TURNED both parties into a BUNCH of laughing HYENAS whose only purpose is to stuff their filthy faces with the ROTTEN carcasses of the american people.  The laugh is on US america!!!

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