When You Feel Stupid, Just Read These Juicy Quotes Of Intelligence

And you’ll feel much better….And, then read it again; you’ll begin to think you are a GENIUS…I promise!  Ok, here goes:

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(On September 17th, 1994 – Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”

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Marey Carey – who once said, “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry.  I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

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Brooke Shields…during an interview to become a spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign…who said, “Smoking kills.  If you are killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

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Winston Bennett, University Of Kentucky Basketball Forward – who once said, “I have never had a knee surgery on any other part of my body.”

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2 Time Former Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DC…who once said, “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”

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Philadelphia Phillies Manager Danny Ozark who once said, “Half of this game (baseball) is 90 percent mental.”

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Al Gore – former United States Vice President…who once said, “It isn’t pollution that is harming the environment.  It’s all the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

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Dan Quayle – “I love California.  I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

smarty8“We have got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” Lee Iacocca

smarty9Joe Theismann, NFL Quarterback & Sports Analyst: “The word “GENIUS” isn’t applicable in football.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

smarty10“We don’t discriminate.  We simply exclude certain types of people.” Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor

smarty11“Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.” – Former Australian Politician Keppel Enderbery

Bonus Quotes Minus Pictures:

A Congressional Candidate in Texas…who once said, “That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a JACKASS, and I’m just the one to do it.”  No picture required after this statement – that would be too embarrassing for the relatives of this highly intelligent super-being 🙂

and….

Department Of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina…”Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received a notice that you passed away.  May God bless you!  You may re-apply if there is a change in your circumstances.”

Feeling smarter yet?  I know (without a doubt) that I feel a whole lot smarter after reading those quotes..pass this on to all your brilliant friends immediately..it’ll will definitely make feel much better today

 

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5 thoughts on “When You Feel Stupid, Just Read These Juicy Quotes Of Intelligence

  1. When I read the first one about the beauty queen I thought well maybe it was a ‘leap year’ in Alabama…my brother lives there and they are all mixed up! lol

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