If It Is Not Broken Then WordPress Will Definitely Fix It

This is a true story…So, I wake up this morning thinking I’m going post a quick blog on wordpress then go about my usual daily business..BUT low AND behold..after signing in, I notice that everything about wordpress in regards to posting a blog is NO longer what it used to be.  I mean, what is it with AMERICA…is there some invisible rule that our FOUNDING FATHERS never told us about…that whenever something is working perfectly fine..that’s the EXACT time to throw the MONKEY wrench into it…or even worse, when is something is COMPLETELY broken..all interests in solving the problem instantly vanishes into thin, hot, climate-changed air..

But what is one to do other than to say, “WHATEVER!”…one day the majority of us will realize that the ONLY reason why we are on THIS planet is to make the lives of the SELECTED few (the powers that be) easier by making our lives more complicated..I have already realized this and am just waiting for some others to join…

In the meantime, here’s some funny emails I received today..the first one being the pic I posted above or in wordpress’ new terminology “FEATURED IMAGE”…and the other one goes like this…

Japanese Sex….

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband: “Sukitaki”

Wife replies: “Kowanini!”

Husband says: “Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo bakatuka!”

Wife, on her knees literally begging: “Mimi nakaundinda tinkoujuia!”

Husband replies angrily: “Na miaou kina tim koujia!”

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I cannot believe that you just sat and tried to read this – like you really understand Japanese!  You’ll read anything as long as it is about sex..You need help! 🙂

 

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