Children Playing In The Park 100 Years From Now

And who says Humans can’t ADAPT…of course WE can!!! Pay close attention AMERICA! These kids will be your GREAT grand children playing in the park in their CUTE, little umbrellas of OUR future….These UMBRELLAS of our FUTURE will NOT only be MODERN but they will also be SLEEK and totally CLIMATE-CHANGE proof. Naturally, these UMBRELLAS of our FUTURE will be MADE in CHINA (your GREAT grand children will be able to THANK chelsea clinton’s daugther’s son President BILL CLINTON jr the 3rd for this!). But the great NEWS is….Bullet-Proof Models will be AVAILABLE for AMERICAN children ONLY…