Omg Will Someone Please Tell Walmart To Stop Incessantly Running Their New Commercials

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It’s stupid, I mean, an insult to any intelligence out there.  Here’s a better cost-effective idea – how about giving all your employees a little bonus (like an across the board 50 cent to $1 dollar raise) for all those who work during your most profitable season (our holiday season) as a gesture of good faith that you do truly appreciate your employees; rather than, let’s say, spending 100s of millions of dollars on your new commercials that are running probably about 10,000 times across America every day trying to brainwash the country into thinking that you actually do care about your employees when, in actuality, you truly despise them.  Can we just be honest here?  Just like Woolworth’s before them, Walmart’s sole purpose is to guarantee that “MOM & POPS shops” never open their doors in America ever again due to back-room deals our politicians made with totalitarian and third world countries in order to strip AMERICA’S middle class of their last vestige of power aka “MADE IN AMERICA.”  I hate to say this but American monopolies creep me out!  So, if you truly care about profits, then give your employees a little more chump change in their pay and I will start shopping there again.  Until then, I won’t buy shit from your store ever again no matter how many stupid and incessant commercials you have.  And guess what?  The number of people who think like me is growing every day.  Just sayin……

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