If Jesus Were Alive In America Today, He Would Die Of Multiple Gunshot Wounds


to be continued when I feel like it….

ok! I’m back! Now do realize that I just quit smoking THE EVIL cigarettes about 2 weeks ago for the first time in 30 years so be warned that my words and thoughts might seem a little…ummmm…how shall I say this properly…fucking NUTS! I apologize for this but “It comes with the territory” as the old saying says…so, let’s get back to the point…which is, if Jesus were alive in America today, he’d most definitely die of multiple gunshot wounds…maybe on the CROSS but, more than likely, probably not. This, in my humble opinion, would be a far more appropriate scenario if Jesus were alive today in America:

ok, here’s the SCENARIO:  Jesus is about to sermonize on some MOUNT(ain) in America….”Where?” you ask….I have no FUCKING idea…you pick the FUCKING place…my point will still be the FUCKING same…OK! How about Mount Rushmore for convenience’s sake.  So, Jesus is on Mount Rushmore about to sermonize in front of many people:

(From Matthew 5:1 thru Matthew 5:9 in the Bible) –

And when He (Jesus) saw the multitudes, He (Jesus) went up on the mountain; and after He (Jesus) sat down, His disciples came to Him (Jesus).  And opening His mouth He (Jesus) began to teach them, saying,

“Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”

“Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted.”

“Blessed are the gentle, for they shall inherit the earth.”

“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,

for they shall be satisfied.”

“Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.”

“Blessed are the pure of heart, for they shall see God.”

“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of


And then, SUDDENLY, out of nowhere….Multiple BAM BAM BAM BOOM BOOM BAM…the sounds of multiple gunshots and various types of assault weapons with unlimited clips going off somewhere behind Jesus…

Then the words “I claim STAND MY GROUND” are heard from the cowardly GUNMAN with his LEGAL assortment of guns and unlimited clips purchased over the internet and strapped all over his body with his hands above his head so as not to resist arrest…

Then THUD…the sound of Jesus’ body DROPPING to the floor instantly DEAD…

Long story short, the nra & gun manufacturers are turning this BEAUTIFUL country into THE HOME OF THE IGNORANT COWARDS…not the brave…all in the name of PROFITS…I’m NOT going to say anymore at this time about this topic and this country’s LETHAL addiction to guns and violence with total government complicity behind it because there is no POINT simply due to the fact this country has lost its FUCKING MIND when it comes to GUNS! I mean, just look at our GOVERNMENT – one day we are selling guns to Shiites in Iraq and then, on another day, we are selling them to the Sunnis in Syria…which is TOTALLY fucking awesome!  IT MAKES no kind of sense WHATSOEVER unless you say IT MAKES EVERY KIND OF CENTS…I will just end by saying that this country was THE GREATEST COUNTRY on this planet in the history of time about 275 millions LEGAL GUNS ago – that’s not too long ago…


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