Walking The Dog + Texting = Not Cool

dogiicelaCome on HUMANS!!!  When walking the pooch…leave the “smart” phone in the pockets..if there’s an emergency, they’ll call you…If we ALL don’t make a stand against this very new and disturbing trend…our beloved pooches will have no choice but summons their inner-wolf and start looking at us like the picture below

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Surprises In A Box

image019aOh……………….My………………..God!!!!!!  Look at these 2 kitties!!!!  Now….if I had walked into this room and saw these 2 kitties sitting in a box….my IMMEDIATE response would be, “WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!”…then, it would have dawned me….”Oh I see what’s going on in here!!!  You guys think that by looking so cute…you guys are going to be able to extort me for some TASTY treats!!!  Unfortunately guys!!! That’s NOT going to happen….. because it’s TASTY TREAT and CATNIP time!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Beware Criminals Because There Is A New Superman In Town

pic13648aDon’t say I did not WARN you CRIMINALS…if you commit the CRIME, you will be doing the TIME….because the new SUPERMAN is no JOKE…and he is for REAL!!! Unlike our PAST superman, this adorable SUPER HERO will MOST DEFINITELY take a REAL BITE out of CRIME…….So, make sure you have some extra DELICIOUS treats in your pockets CRIMINALS of the WORLD…it’s your ONLY hope…. :)

Miley Cyrus Twerking With Butt Implants Again

bambooAlright guys….I couldn’t resist..I was sitting here in front of my computer googling images…and VIOLA!!!! I came across this image…and suddenly…and then, out of nowhere..THE words “MILEY CYRUS”, “TWERKING”, and “BUTT IMPLANTS” popped up into my stream of consciousness…

It…..then….dawned on me that if AND when someone in the future were  to google the words “MILEY CYRUS”, “TWERKING”, and “BUTT IMPLANTS”….my BLOG just might pop up for that person…which made me laugh….and LAUGHING is always a GOOD-THING for the SOUL & SPIRIT..

And….then…it dawned on me that MILEY CYRUS herself might one day GOOGLE her name…and how my blog and this image might pop up on her computer screen….and i LAUGHED even harder..which is even better for the SOUL & SPIRIT…

p.s. “Hey Miley!  Next time you want to try to sell more albums or gain more publicity…DO something TRULY artistic…stop taking the EASY way…because, as we all know, any BAMBOON can shake their ass like a LUNATIC…and they don’t even need BUTT IMPLANTS to make it LOOK good…IF you have ANY talent MILEY…use it…OR…get OUT of the WAY..and let some real artists SHINE

Sleepy Time!!!

coo20a“Ok guys!!!  Let’s try to keep the pre bed-time conversation to a minimum tonight alright!!! I had kinda of a rough day today…and to add insult to injury…I’m sleeping in the CARDBOARD box while you guys are about to enter SLUMBER-LAND on those extra-COMFY beds with those extra-SOFTY pillows under those extra-WARMY blankets…Plus, my food tasted a little STALE tonight but that’s neither here nor there…I just want to get a little SHUT-EYE tonight and not have to hear about that “CUTE” cashier at the supermarket one more time cause I’m so much cuter than her..AND finally…………

WHERE IS THE PAINTING OF ME!!!!”

People Watching In New York City

poochie14So…it’s around 8:15 pm Saturday night (8/9/14)..I’m walking down 111th street between Amsterdam Avenue and Broadway on the Upper West Side in Manhattan…and, suddenly and out of nowhere, I get this incredibly strong feeling that someone is WATCHING me very intently….Do realize and do not get me wrong now…when it comes to PEOPLE-WATCHING, I am the ultimate JUDGE and JURY…meaning that I have no problems whatsoever when it comes to people watching me in New York City…It’s just that I want to know who’s doing the watching…

Anyway, as I am walking down 111th street and sense that INVISIBLE eyes are intently watching..I stop in my tracks and look around in order to BUST the culprit with the NOSEY eyes…and LOW & BEHOLD, I see this DAPPER and extra GOOD LOOKING fella sitting perfectly still in his window sill…At first glance, I thought it was a statue of a dog that some crazy New Yorker placed there for whatever crazy New York City reason they may have had…and I was like, “WTF! Someone has a statue of their dog and they place it on their window sill – crazy NEW YORKER!!!!”

And…it was at this point that this ADORABLE pooch sensed that I was onto him totally BUSTING him people watching…and, ever so slowly, the pooch began to SLINK backwards in his attempt to hide behind the ONE flower seen in the pic…I know THAT in this pooch’s mind…he believed that hiding and staying ABSOLUTELY and perfectly still behind that ONE FLOWER would make him invisible to all…It didn’t..But, I will give this DAPPER FELLA much credit tho…because he DID NOT flinch a centimeter when I kept asking her/him, “You want a TREAT!”…Now, that’s PEOPLE WATCHING in its purest form

Israel And Uncle Sam’s Worst Nightmare Come True

84whyUnfortunately, we have allowed ourselves to live in a world (or on a planet) where ALL governments, politicians and military leaders reside in a U.S. taxpayer funded “BUBBLE”… Even more unfortunate is the fact that this “BUBBLE” enables these same governments, politicians, and military leaders to only hear the ECHOS of their truly ignorant and narcissist voices…AND not the people’s voices…

The current CRISIS and/or CONFLICT between Israel and Palestine will PROVE this point..with each passing day that THIS manufactured WAR whose only PURPOSE is to feed military complexes on both sides with BILLIONS of dollars at the expense of innocent WOMEN and CHILDREN who are MASSACRED daily…Hold up!!!  Allow me to RE-PHRASE: the MEDIA-WAR that is being currently fought by both Israel and Palestine funded by U.S. DOLLARS falsely allows BOTH sides to commit WAR CRIMES in the NAME of SELF-PRESERVATION.  This will come to an ABRUPT end in our very near future…and here’s why!

U.S. taxpayers are STARTING to wake up…The days of the MINORITY whose goal is to divide the MAJORITY so that their “INTERESTS” can be protected at the expense of the MAJORITY will soon be OVER.  World War 3 will be the MOTHER of all WARS…but it will be a PEACEFUL war AND it will be TELEVISED…Allow me to repeat…It will be a peaceful WAR (much to the chagrin of WASHINGTON and our MILITARY COMPLEX) simply because this WAR will be fought over U.S. TAXPAYERS’ $$$s and how they will be spent in our future…

World War 3 will NOT be a war fought amongst NATIONS..it will be a PEACEFUL war between the U.S. Taxpayer and UNCLE SAM..and UNCLE sam will lose trillions of dollars DEARLY..but WE THE PEOPLE will not..and, WE can thank Israel & Palestine for bursting this U.S. taxpayer “BUBBLE” that is enslaving our world for they HAVE created the MARTYRS of our FUTURE – innocent women and their children who have been massacred for doing nothing wrong other than being born right in the middle of a MEDIA WAR that allows no ACCOUNTABILITY for the WAR CRIMES being committed on BOTH sides. 

Heed my words very CAREFULLY Israel & Uncle Sam…STOP THIS WAR IMMEDIATELY…The american PEOPLE are sick of FIGHTING in wars AS WELL AS paying for wars…which means, Uncle Sam and Israel’s worst NIGHTMARE will come TRUE – where WE THE PEOPLE take full control of our LIVES and our TAXES..the awakening has already BEGUN

4 Million American Idiots Tune In To Watch Sharknado

Let’s just pray with ALL our MIGHT america that these 4 million AMERICAN idiots do not and/or will never vote in our U.S. elections…but MORE than likely…these 4 million AMERICAN idiots are probably our so-called “INDEPENDENT” voters that BEST FRIENDS FOREVER republicans and democrats continuously fight over in order to retain their power in GOVERNMENT.

One day (hopefully MUCH sooner rather than MUCH later) americans will realize that pointing ignorant BI-PARTISAN fingers will NOT solve our most FUNDAMENTAL & EXISTENTIAL threat to our ONCE great DEMOCRACY…that being the ever-widening gap between the “UBER RICH” aka the %1ers (the DIVIDERS) and our “MIDDLE CLASS” aka THE NEW POOR (the CONQUERED)…Hopefully, much sooner rather than much later, AMERICANS will realize that pointing IGNORANT bi-partisan fingers at EACH OTHER only further EXACERBATES this GAP…because here is the BOTTOM-LINE america..and I will quote CLIMATE ACTIVIST and co-founder of the group PEACEFUL UPRISING Tim Dechristopher to make my POINT…AND, I do this only because it is SO very true…and, IRONICALLY, what most AMERICANS want to ignore THE MOST to their OWN detriment…regardless of whether one is on THE LEFT or THE RIGHT

“I don’t look at the political spectrum in AMERICA as this straight line between the LEFT and the RIGHT…democrats vs republicans…I think it’s more like a real steep pyramid…and I found that people at the bottom of this pyramid…both democrats and republicans..have far much more in common with each other regardless of whether they are on the LEFT or the RIGHT than they do with anyone at the top of that pyramid.”

Stop pointing FINGERS at each other AMERICANS…this only ILLUSTRATES how truly IGNORANT we have all BECOME and how unaccountable we deem ourselves to be when it is our VERY tax dollars that is destroying our own country from within…There are NOW 4 million (and counting) AMERICAN idiots that know what the word “SHARKNADO” means – but do NOT have the slightest FUCKING clue WHAT words like “CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM” and/or “TERM-LIMITS” mean..and THEREIN lies our MOST existential THREAT…that WE, as a so-called DEMOCRATIC CIVIL-SOCIETY, no longer have THE ability to make change from within…It’s a very sad day in the life of an american HUMAN BEING when he/she can longer recognize the person IN their very own MIRROR…that’s NOT american SELFISHNESS as we KNOW it..but a true, new breed of IGNORANCE in its most horrifying form

Oh How Quickly We Forget, When the Shoe Is On the Other Foot . . .

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America’s foreign policy in a nutshell..”We will give you billions in U.S. Taxpayers Dollars…but you can only use it to purchase OUR weapons.”

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Gaza Has Not Been Subjected To This Degree of Deprivation, but Enough to Jog People’s Memory.

Yes, Israel has the right to defend itself, as any nation does.  Their leaders have a valid point when they say:  “We left Gaza and got rockets,” referring to their exodus from that region several years ago after which some really stupid Gazans elected Hamas “politicians” (uhhhh, terrorists?) who proceeded to fire random missiles into Israel proper.

However, no nation has the God given right to impose collective punishment on innocent people controlled by extremists (or anyone for that matter), particularly given the fact that the Israeli missile defense system (provided by the US) has protected EVERY Jew in Israel (without a scratch).  Collective punishment is also unjust considering that many Hamas hating Palestinians fought and lost a civil war in a failed effort to kick Hamas out after their election victory.

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White Trash Hypocrisy At Its Finest

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Fat Ugly Ignorant Whores With Black Souls and No Sense of History

Fat Ugly Ignorant Whores With Black Souls and No Sense of History

I find it interesting that certain citizens in this country are virulently protesting the recent influx of illegal children streaming into the U.S. from Central America.  If these racists (and that’s what they are) had half a brain or any sense of history, they’d be dropping to their knees to beg for these kids’ forgiveness the moment they crossed the border.  After all, it’s the CIA and American military that backed Fascist El Salvadorian death squads in the 1980’s that literally murdered innocent woman and children during that country’s civil war.

Ironically, those actions created an entire generation of refugees who sought asylum in the U.S. to escape this extreme violence partially perpetrated and completely sanctioned by our national security “experts”.  So we took them in, and they largely settled in L.A. where they were subjected to life…

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