So…let me get this STRAIGHT!!! Come this November….our congress and senate want us to vote for them when these IMBECILES are incapable of DEBATING and/or VOTING on ANYTHING other than STARTING more WARS…Even more disturbing is how the U.S. MEDIA outlets will be CHIRPING more of their lies to the AMERICAN people again about how “MORE WAR DOES A NATION GOOD!” bullshit propaganda!!!! And….who wants to make a $10,000 dollar MITT ROMNEY bet that when these WAR-BUSTERS we call our LEADERS come back from their EXTRA-PLUSH vacations THAT they will NOT be discussing the ISSUES that matter MOST to AMERICANS (i.e. the economy, the recession, the INCREASING income gap between rich and poor, climate change…JUST to name a few)….I’ll MOST definitely take that bet cause it will be the EASIEST money I will have ever earned…Stay tuned Y’ALL…I’m in the process of developing the PILOT SHOW for “THE 2014 UNITED STATES SEINFELD ELECTION”…the TITLE will be “WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!” :)
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Cantorium. Cantorium had one neutron, 2 Assistant neutrons, 1 Director of Administration neutron, 1 Scheduler neutron, 1 Casework Director neutron, 1 Legislative Director neutron, 1 Legislative Assistant neutron, 1 Policy & Legis Counsel neutron, 1 Policy Adviser neutron, 2 District Representative neutrons, 2 Shared Employee neutrons, 1 Legislative Correspondent neutron, 1 Legislative Assistant neutron, 1 Press Secretary neutron, 1 Senior Adviser neutron, and all the FREAKIN idiots who voted for this LOSER…. giving it an atomic mass of WAY-OVER 350…
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Cantorium is CU.
Cantorium’s mass actually increases over time as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere within the Cantorium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Cantorium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
Remember that song VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR in the 1980s by the Buggles…Well…Eric Cantor is the PERFECT example of how CITIZENS UNITED is KILLING the DEMOCRACY star
I mean, this EFFIN idiot was at STARBUCKS one-hundred miles outside of his district catering to WALL STREET scumbag LOBBYISTS on the day of his primary election…and was surprised that the very voters who elected him into office didn’t vote for him again…
And, has anyone noticed that there are no MORE townhall CHATS? Probably not….due to the fact that the majority of stupid americans are getting ready to wait on EXTRA long lines in order to get their NEW chinese apple 6 iphones…There are NO MORE townhall chats because OUR POLITICIANS (in both parties) no longer care about the AVERAGE WO/MAN voter…Their only INTERESTS center around the CORPORATE MASTERS they are serving…and who will spend 100s of millions of dollars on their campaigns.
Which will make the 2016 Presidential Election all the MORE interesting..I mean, on one side – they will bring out the PUPPETS with the BOBBLE-HEADS aka the GREAT WHITE DOPES of the REPUBLICAN party duking it out in their PRIMARY…and, on the OTHER side – they’ll break out the other PUPPETS also with the BOBBLE-HEADS aka the SEINFELD democrats WHO constantly BLABBER about their POLITICS of NOTHING…and finally, you will have the libertarian PIPSQUEAK rand paul begging us to VOTE for him AND his “protest WASHINGTON” vote…when we all KNOW this PIPSQUEAK will NEVER run for PRESIDENT…unfortunately for the PIPSQUEAK, the state of kentucky does not allow its SENATORS to run for both THE SENATE and the PRESIDENCY..and we all KNOW politics for the PAUL family is an extremely LUCRATIVE one and has nothing to do with POLITICS…which means THE PIPSQUEAK will take the more PROFITABLE and SAFER course of action and just remain a SENATOR and never even enter into the REPUBLICAN primary
Remember america!!! A nation of SHEEP only BREEDS a government of WOLVES..and CITIZENS UNITED has TURNED both parties into a BUNCH of laughing HYENAS whose only purpose is to stuff their filthy faces with the ROTTEN carcasses of the american people. The laugh is on US america!!!
And even better than being 100% HACKER proof..The ONE-STEP polaroid camera is ALSO 100% NSA proof…even ERIC SNOWDEN would agree with me on this one..So, here’s how the POLAROID works hollywood…it’s very simple. You take a NUDE pictures of yourself…AND THEN…you take those NUDE PICTURES of yourself and you put them in a SAFE (DO NOT! AND I MEAN do not SCAN YOUR polaroids into your computer OKAY) …and VOILA!!! No one can steal your NUDE pics…unless they break into your HOUSE..at which point YOU have every right to blow their BRAINS away..It is really not that complicated HOLLYWOOD..unless that is…you WANT everyone to see your nude photos..
Now, do REALIZE hollywood…It’s very difficult to PHOTOSHOP polaroids…so, you won’t be able to achieve that PERFECT look you guys are so fond of recently.. but hey!!! what are gonna do :)
SKINNY DIPPING time!!!! This is hysterical…notice how the GREAT DANE keeps jumping into the SHALLOW SECTION of the pool….He won’t dare go into the deep section but keeps contemplating the plunge..and then says to himself, “Oh hells no…I’ll let all these other crazy dogs go into the deep section and I will just stay here!”
Hmmmmm….I pose this very simple question…WHO do you consider more barbaric….War criminals Bush jr. and Prick Cheney starting a BOGUS war of CHOICE in conjunction with our TRULY ignorant Congress controlled by the DEMOCRATS at that time…that killed upwards of 200,000 innocent Iraqi citizens (probably more but we will never know thanks to our LYING media that brainwashed us in the FIRST PLACE), more than 5,000 American brave soldiers (I’m not even going to mention the 10s of THOUSANDS maimed and/or injured), with a cost of 4 to 6 trillion DOLLARS when it’s all said and done to be paid for by U.S. taxpayers…ALL CENTERED AROUND A COMPLETE LIE placed on the FRONT PAGES of our CORPORATE OWNED, LYING MEDIA about WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION with a COUNTRY that had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with the tragedy of 9/11……and, I am not even going to mention the fact that WAR CRIMINALS bush jr and prick cheney and the democrat party BARBARIANS who controlled CONGRESS at the time BANNED the LYING U.S MEDIA from taking PICTURES and/or VIDEOS of dead, BRAVE american soldiers coming back home in caskets.
A terrorist group named ISIS (that was created after and in response to the BOGUS war of CHOICE that was started by war criminals bush jr. and prick cheney, the barbarians of the democrat party who controlled congress, and the SHEER ignorance of the american PEOPLE at the particular moment in HISTORY) who have stolen AMERICAN weapons and USED those very AMERICAN weapons (PAID FOR BY THE U.S. TAXPAYER) to put themselves in a position to be able to BEHEAD an american journalist who was COMPLETELY aware of the DANGERS surrounding him in the MIDDLE EAST knowing full well that AMERICA does not NEGOTIATE with terrorist groups (especially ones POSSESSING american weapons)..all in FRONT of a camera
In regards to who is MORE barbaric….I’ll let you decide..As far as I am CONCERNED though – It’s a DRAW…until ISIS kills more than 200,000 innocent MUSLIMS, more than 5,000 BRAVE, american SOLDIERS, maims and/or injures 100s of thousands of INNOCENTS as well as 10s of thousands of U.S. soldiers, steals more than 4 to 6 trillion dollars from the U.S. TAXPAYERS, and BANS the PRESS from doing their JOBS…I think this answer is RATHER obvious…but THAT’S just me…Here’s another thing I think…that the CURRENT war criminals in Washington and OUR MILITARY COMPLEX (not the SOLDIERS but THE LEADERS) and our LYING MEDIA are using the SEVERED HEAD of an american JOURNALIST to MISSION-CREEP us back into IRAQ paid for by the U.S. TAXPAYER in order to feed their INSATIABLE greed for more PERSONAL profit and power under the guise of DEMOCRACY at THE EXPENSE of the U.S TAXPAYER and INNOCENT civilians…or, in other words, AND once again – It’s COIN-FLIPPING time in WASHINGTON again – it’s HEADS!!!!! WASHINGTON and the U.S. MILITARY COMPLEX wins…OR, it’s TAILS and WE THE PEOPLE lose
And, as far as I am concerned…THIS IS UTTERLY REVOLTING….I mean, does WASHINGTON, the U.S. MILITARY COMPLEX, and our LYING MEDIA have no SHAME whatsoever? I guess not
38 years ago today…Abba released “Dancing Queen” in the UK..I was 10 years old when I first heard this song…I still love ya DANCING QUEEN :)
41 years ago today…the Rolling Stones released “Angie”..and I still LOVE you ANGIE :)