When You Feel Stupid, Just Read These Juicy Quotes Of Intelligence

And you’ll feel much better….And, then read it again; you’ll begin to think you are a GENIUS…I promise!  Ok, here goes:

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(On September 17th, 1994 – Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”

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Marey Carey – who once said, “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry.  I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

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Brooke Shields…during an interview to become a spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign…who said, “Smoking kills.  If you are killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

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Winston Bennett, University Of Kentucky Basketball Forward – who once said, “I have never had a knee surgery on any other part of my body.”

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2 Time Former Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DC…who once said, “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”

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Philadelphia Phillies Manager Danny Ozark who once said, “Half of this game (baseball) is 90 percent mental.”

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Al Gore – former United States Vice President…who once said, “It isn’t pollution that is harming the environment.  It’s all the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

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Dan Quayle – “I love California.  I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

smarty8“We have got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” Lee Iacocca

smarty9Joe Theismann, NFL Quarterback & Sports Analyst: “The word “GENIUS” isn’t applicable in football.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

smarty10“We don’t discriminate.  We simply exclude certain types of people.” Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor

smarty11“Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.” – Former Australian Politician Keppel Enderbery

Bonus Quotes Minus Pictures:

A Congressional Candidate in Texas…who once said, “That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a JACKASS, and I’m just the one to do it.”  No picture required after this statement – that would be too embarrassing for the relatives of this highly intelligent super-being :)

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Department Of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina…”Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received a notice that you passed away.  May God bless you!  You may re-apply if there is a change in your circumstances.”

Feeling smarter yet?  I know (without a doubt) that I feel a whole lot smarter after reading those quotes..pass this on to all your brilliant friends immediately..it’ll will definitely make feel much better today

 

NYC Police Do Not Know How 2 White Flags Were Placed On Top Of The Brooklyn Bridge Because They Are Too Busy Killing People For Selling Loose Cigarettes

What an EFFIN joke…so my taxes pay for police to kill a man for selling “LOOSE” cigarettes (probably at 50 cents a cigarette) whose family will now sue NEW YORK CITY for 10s of MILLIONS of DOLLARS…so that I will have TO PAY even higher TAXES in my NEAR future..Even worse and MORE insulting is the fact that SOMEONE and/or SOME PEOPLE were able to climb on top of the BROOKLYN BRIDGE and replace 2 AMERICAN FLAGS  with 2 WHITE FLAGS….and the POLICE do NOT have the SLIGHTEST clue as to how THIS happened.

Ironically (but not in a FUNNY way at ALL) is the FACT that this TRULY HORRIBLE way our CITY & STATE GOVERNMENTS spend our TAXES is almost as bad as how our FEDERAL GOVERNMENT spends our TAXES..like for EXAMPLE….giving ISRAEL billions of U.S. TAXPAYERS’ DOLLARS so that they can build the IRON DOME to protect themselves from MUSLIM TERRORISTS…all the while giving Palestine 47 million dollars for HUMANITARIAN AID due to the massacre of INNOCENT civilians and CHILDREN from the hands of ISRAEL…or, in other words, “HEADS we win and TAILS you lose!”

Which begs for the MOST IMPORTANT question to be answered…WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?  Well…I know what the FUCK is going on here…so, please allow me to explain..The CURRENT u.s. government (BOTH the republican and democratic PARTIES) have lost THEIR way..They are MORE interested in dividing THE PEOPLE than SERVING the people (who pay their salaries) because it’s their ONLY way to stay & retain THEIR power in a TRULY broken POLITICAL SYSTEM flush with all KINDS of legalized CORPORATE and/or 1%er, DARK MONEY…and that’s a very BIG & EXTREMELY DANGEROUS problem for every single person living on this PLANET today…But, not to worry AMERICA!  The SOLUTION is very simple…and, it’s our VERY last chance to RIGHT our ways AND return to our PATH to GREATNESS once again…

So, here goes..the 3 extremely simple steps that we can ALL take..

Step #1 – VOTE OUT every single INCUMBENT at EVERY SINGLE level of government when it’s time to vote (keep only the INCUMBENTS that are going to support and vote on CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM aka “getting money out of politics!” )..I’m not saying to vote for the other party..what I am saying is vote out the INCUMBENTS via PRIMARIES in your OWN party.  For example, take ERIC CANTOR in VIRGINIA as the perfect example..despite all his claims and promises that if he were NOT elected AGAIN..bad things would happen to VIRGINIA…THAT’S a complete & utter LIE..Virginia will be just FINE without ERIC CANTOR…

Step #2 – Get ALL money out of POLITICS…and it’s SO very simple to do…introduce amendments at EVERY level of government (federal included) that says, “Oh HELL’S no…no MORE money in our POLITICS!” I mean, do I really need to explain to all that MONEY in POLITICS defeats the whole purpose of HAVING elections and the POWER of the VOTE…in simpler TERMS, as long as money is in POLITICS…our current POLITICIANS would rather suck the SHIT out of a RED BABOON’S BALD ASS than to count the VOTES of people so ignorant as to allow MONEY into politics in THE first place – because that is NOT democracy…it’s PLUTOCRACY!

Step #3 – TERM LIMITS…I mean, if we already had TERM-LIMITS, 99% of the CURRENT scumbags in our government today WOULDN’T even be interested in getting into politics in the first place..MONEY & POWER-ADDICTED losers must be removed from all POLITICS by ANY means NECESSARY…and TERM-LIMITS achieve this OBJECTIVE.

This ALL can be ACCOMPLISHED america..but, unfortunately, this must be DONE by US (you & me)..and me & you alone…Now do realize, if all 3 simple steps above were to (even remotely) come close to FRUITION, you would start hearing all kinds of crazy words like words like, “This would lead to the END of life as we KNOW IT!” or “This would destroy America!” or “This is the most destructive & dangerous behavior of the PEOPLE ever seen before in the HISTORY of america!”…all these words and many more would come flying from the LYING mouths of MONEY & POWER ADDICTED losers and the CORPORATIONS that own OUR GOVERNMENT..And my answer to them is very simple, “SHUT the FUCK up! We’ve heard your lies before!” and then would point back to our HISTORY to prove my point!  If I recall correctly, every single CAR COMPANY in america SCREAMED and CRIED and HOLLERED that if SEAT BELTS were required in every car, the AMERICAN AUTO INDUSTRY would never survive AND die as we know it!!!” If this were the CASE (which it’s not), then we wouldn’t have to WORRY about CLIMATE CHANGE for another 200 years.

As Long As Benjamin Netanyahu Is Prime Minister, Things Will Only Get Worse For Israel

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And it’s so very sad to see the people of Israel being brainwashed into thinking that this immoral and power hungry, prick of an idiot actually cares about Israel.  Bottom line here is very simple…Netanyahu hates Israel and the Israeli people…He is nothing more than an OLD-WORLD, 20th century war relic and criminal whose only concern is to keep himself in power while feeding his military complex at the hands of the American taxpayer…

And, here’s another fact to digest that ignorant Netanyahu does not want anyone to know about…the Palestinians are just as willing to die for their religion and beliefs as the Israelis are…which means everything that Netanyahu accuses the leaders of Hamas of doing, he is also guilty of doing.  Both sides are equally politically craven as well as guilty of extremely serious war crimes..and is more PROOF that Netanyahu truly despises Isreal and the Israeli people..

But, and most importantly, what Netanyahu and other immoral and corrupt military POLITICIANS across this planet are most TERRIFIED about is this very simple fact – WAR is not politics…And this world is so very sick of politics and governments that uses WAR to settle disputes.  War only breeds REVENGE which further escalates disputes until there is no hope for any kind of agreement and/or redemption for all parties involved.  And guess what?  It’s always THE PEOPLE (NEVER the POLITICIANS who make THESE DECISIONS to go to WAR) that die or are maimed for the remainder of their lives…which proves my CENTRAL POINT – today’s politicians FROM ALL AROUND the world (the UNITED STATES being the LEADER of the PACK) no LONGER care about the people who ELECTED them (that’s a downright ruse) simply because their ONLY & PRIMARY concern is to FEED the TRUE BEAST & HATER OF LIFE – their individual MILITARY complexes/war machines that placed them in power.  Never forget everyone..we live in the AGE of “The Fangs Of Eternal Greed.” – which means OUR sole PURPOSE for being on THIS earth is nothing more than to SERVE the evil MASTERS of DEATH and VIOLENCE.

So, continue on Benjamin Netanyahu!  You are doing what a U.S. WAR MACHINE PUPPET does best..you keep RINGING in more personal POWER and PROFITS at the expense of your own PEOPLE…who are too blind and selfish (just like America was in our last 2 wars STARTED by a war criminal republican president, THE “just as guilty” democrats who controlled congress, AND the sheer ignorance of the AMERICAN people)…Just know that you will pay more DEARLY than the only SUPER-POWER on this planet did in the IRAQ and AFGHANISTAN wars of our PAST decade because OUR MILITARY MACHINE bankrupted us for an entire generation..which means we have no more DINERO (cash/money) to be able to help you when you will truly NEED it in your near future..This is NOT a war between 2 peoples..This a  asymmetrical WAR between the LEADERS of 2 military machines

If It’s A Boeing 777 – Do Not Get In It!

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That is if you do NOT want to increase your chances of DYING a MOST violent DEATH…or, at the very minimum, if you do get in a BOEING 777…make sure you are not  a TRULY selfish ASSHOLE…and please get some LIFE-INSURANCE..this way, when you are blown out of the sky OR vanish into THIN-AIR…your family will get a little POCKET-CHANGE when you are removed from this planet…So, let’s get to my main point..which is TOOTING my HORN.. If any of you have read any of my past posts in regards to the “missing” MALAYSIA AIRLINES flight MH370, you will already know my main point…and that is – whether the “missing” MALAYSIAN AIRLINES flight 370 of a few months was BLOWN out of the sky by nefarious “terrorists” and/or it exploded in MID-AIR due to a STRUCTURAL DESIGN flaw in the BOEING 7777….really DOES NOT make a difference…DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY IT DOES NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE?  The answer is so very SIMPLE..and the current MALAYSIA AIRLINES 17 which blew up in mid-air TODAY over the UKRAINE will be my ultimate proof  to my OVERALL point… And, here it is… cause it’s as PLAIN as DAY…WE WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH?  Why will we NEVER know the truth..Once again, the ANSWER is so very SIMPLE…because THERE IS NEVER ANY profit in TELLING the truth..We live in an AGE where the ETERNAL FANGS of GREED dominates EVERY facet of our lives.  Now, I am not going to get into a detailed discussion about the GEO-POLITICAL bullshit that our corporate MEDIA so loves to discuss and confuse us all with…matter of fact, I could not GIVE a FLYING FUCK (excuse the PUN) because THERE IS only 2 scenarios that we need to look at.. #1 Scenario…If it was a STRUCTURAL DESIGN flaw of the BOEINNG 777… we will most DEFINITELY never know the truth..MATTER OF FACT, boeing and the UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT will go out of their way to blame the “FOREVER” bad guy (terrorists) as to why today’s MALAYSIA AIRLINES 17 exploded today…this way BOEING can CONTINUE to ring in the PROFITS by selling PIECES OF SHIT airplanes to all NATIONS on this planet BY being the MOST IMPERIALISTIC MONOPOLY the aviation industry has ever seen… #2 Scenario…Terrorists/Separatists (for whatever reason is not important) blew MALAYSIA AIRLINES flight 17 out of the sky TODAY…and, ONCE AGAIN, we will never know the TRUTH…because, AS USUAL, WASHINGTON D.C . (the eternal LIARS) will MAKE sure we NEVER know THE TRUTH..because the REAL truth about everything that is HAPPENING with RUSSIA and the UKRAINE  today HAS everything TO DO with THE FANGS of WASHINGTON’S and BIG OIL’S eternal GREED…and the TRULY piece-of-shit CHICKEN-HAWK neo-cons WHO are addicted to sending BRAVE AMERICANS to die ON foreign SOIL for more PROFITS they DO NOT even need. Which brings me FULL-CIRCLE…if it’s A BOEING 777 flying anywhere on THIS PLANET…do NOT get in IT!!!  If there is one thing I can promise in the ONE life given to me in the AGE of “The FANGS of ETERNAL greed” we are ALL currently living it…it’s that if all people STOP flying on BOEING 777s due to its NOW chronic tendency to either vanish into THIN air or EXPLODE in mid-air…both BOEING and the eternal LIARS in WASHINGTON will GUARANTEE that they STOP taking our TAXES and TRANSFORMING it into BLOOD money that ULTIMATELY and ALWAYS comes back to KILL us…And, NEVER FORGET – violence BREEDS fear which always earns HUGE PROFITS for the scumbags whose only goal is to DIVIDE and CONQUER in their eternal pursuit to PUT profits always before PEOPLE

Buddhist Economics: How to Stop Prioritizing Goods Over People and Consumption Over Creative Activity by Maria Popova

realeyezlife:

Very interesting!

Originally posted on On Jay Parkhe's Radar - C Suite Mentoring:

Buddhist Economics: How to Stop Prioritizing Goods Over People and Consumption Over Creative Activity

by Maria Popova

“Work and leisure are complementary parts of the same living process and cannot be separated without destroying the joy of work and the bliss of leisure.”

Much has been said about the difference between money and wealth and how we, as individuals, can make more of the latter, but the divergence between the two is arguably even more important the larger scale of nations and the global economy. What does it really mean to create wealth for people — for humanity — as opposed to money for governments and corporations?

That’s precisely what the influential German-born British economist, statistician, Rhodes Scholar, and economic theorist E. F. Schumacher explores in his seminal 1973 book Small Is Beautiful: Economics as if People Mattered (public library) — a magnificent collection of essays at…

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If It Is Not Broken Then WordPress Will Definitely Fix It

This is a true story…So, I wake up this morning thinking I’m going post a quick blog on wordpress then go about my usual daily business..BUT low AND behold..after signing in, I notice that everything about wordpress in regards to posting a blog is NO longer what it used to be.  I mean, what is it with AMERICA…is there some invisible rule that our FOUNDING FATHERS never told us about…that whenever something is working perfectly fine..that’s the EXACT time to throw the MONKEY wrench into it…or even worse, when is something is COMPLETELY broken..all interests in solving the problem instantly vanishes into thin, hot, climate-changed air..

But what is one to do other than to say, “WHATEVER!”…one day the majority of us will realize that the ONLY reason why we are on THIS planet is to make the lives of the SELECTED few (the powers that be) easier by making our lives more complicated..I have already realized this and am just waiting for some others to join…

In the meantime, here’s some funny emails I received today..the first one being the pic I posted above or in wordpress’ new terminology “FEATURED IMAGE”…and the other one goes like this…

Japanese Sex….

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband: “Sukitaki”

Wife replies: “Kowanini!”

Husband says: “Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo bakatuka!”

Wife, on her knees literally begging: “Mimi nakaundinda tinkoujuia!”

Husband replies angrily: “Na miaou kina tim koujia!”

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I cannot believe that you just sat and tried to read this – like you really understand Japanese!  You’ll read anything as long as it is about sex..You need help! :)

 

WE NEED A NATIONAL DAY OF PROTEST

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And just as important as a National Day Of Protest is boycotting American Corporations who own our government…if it’s not made in AMERICA by an AMERICAN, don’t buy it…Generations, not NATIONS, and never CORPORATIONS..will be our ONLY salvation…take away some of their profits and I can promise you Washington and the CORPORATIONS that own it will LISTEN to US

Originally posted on Arlin Report:

President Obama, his administration and all of Congress have extremely poor approval ratings, record lows.   That isn’t surprising when you have a legislature that is ineffective and proven to be incompetent; and throw in a President, who believes he is superior to all of us and has no respect for the constitution or the people it was to protect.

The approval/disapproval ratings come from randomly taken polls, from the people.   I believe it is safe to say, most of us are not happy with our elected leaders, decisions and indecision and the state of our nation.   Presidents don’t give State of the Nation speeches with any accuracy, they would have to admit failure.   They usually state all of the obvious and what they would like to see happen and why it hasn’t because they can’t get any cooperation from Congress.   So, the thing to do…

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Emails That I Received Today

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Heeeeeey! That’s what match.com told me the last time I was on that crappy site..just kidding..

Here’s another funny (@least for me it was) email that I received today.

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Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.  His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him.  So he says to them:

“Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair House.”

“Sybil, you take the apartments over in the East End.”

“Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.”

“Sarah, my dear beloved wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.”

The nurse is just blown away by all this…and as Doug slips away, she says,

“Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.”

Sarah replies, “Property?  The asshole had a paper route!”

Insect Selfie

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All I have to say is…when it comes to taking a SELFIE…this LITTLE bugger most definitely wins THE gold MEDAL…I mean, if you are going to take a SELFIE…do IT with STYLE and CONFIDENCE….now, don’t get me wrong here..and in full disclosure..I will be 100% honest to all out there…if I had come across this BRIGHT GREEN little bugger..I MOST definitely would have started SPRINTING in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION  screaming at the  tippy-TOP OF MY lungs blindly running over and around ANYONE  and/or ANYTHING in my way including kids, grandmothers and fathers, tall buildings and very deep OCEANS…that is how afraid I am of insects…I do NOT believe in killing any of GOD’S beautiful creatures so when it comes to FIGHT or FLIGHT…good luck CATCHING me because I am a real LANKY and EXTRA-SKINNY 6 foot 4 inches who can run FASTER than any wind that this planet has ever seen…

So, let’s never forget..It will be in our GENERATIONS…not in our NATIONS..and NEVER, EVER in our CORPORATIONS…that will be OUR only SALVATION…let’s stop being the VIOLENT alien RACE that WE currently are..let’s stop destroying THIS truly beautiful PLANET in the NAME of profits…In the end, if we do not…it will BE the TRULY beautiful grand-children of OUR TOMORROW that will SUFFER the most..left alone to survive in a VOID world stripped of all beauty & nourishment so THAT the VERY few true ASSHOLES (big OIL) of today can have EVEN more profits than THEY already do as they spread their TREASONOUS cancer, violence, death and pollution to ALL corners of this universe…Dying an extremely SLOW death in ONE’S own ignorance HAS, IS, and WILL never be FREEDOM

 

Poor Little Kitty!!!

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What’s up with the BIGFOOT of an ASSHOLE who just walked by this poor little kitty with his cheap, KNOCK-OFF wearing ITALIAN shoes…Because if I had walked by this little adorable kitten…he’d have a FOREVER home in my HOUSE with A quickness…but then again, if this poor, little kitty’s mother was just a few feet away…I guess I wouldn’t be able to do that..but, at the very least, I would’ve given them a few cans of delicious cat food for the mamma and her kittens to chump on for the day

Roll Out the Guillotines Virginia

realeyezlife:

one day, we, as Americans, will wake up..hopefully, sooner rather than later

Originally posted on centerlefty:

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The pack of Senators blocking health care expansion in the Virginia Senate are a bunch of criminals.  Think I’m over the top calling these guys criminals?  Okay.  Let’s break it down:

What’s the definition of a thief? Answer:  Someone who steals something that doesn’t belong to him.  In this case, the United States government (through the Affordable Care Act) has granted 400,000 un-insured Virginians FREE healthcare until 2020.  That healthcare BELONGS TO THEM.

But Republicans are STEALING this coverage for political gain, because a lot of really stupid (racist?) people think accepting anything ObamaCare, even if it saves lives (and is FREE), is somehow un-American.  Meanwhile, many of the 400,000 uninsured citizens in Virginia are DYING, SICK, or GOING BROKE so these thieves can satisfy a faction of truly ignorant, un-Christian ASSHOLES that vote for them.  Yes.  Instead of educating these simpletons on the virtues of the Ten Commandments:  THOU…

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